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I had dreamt that all oceans were beer, from a rowboat I’m scooping up cheer, but similar to tea, beer goes right through me. I can’t urinate in the boat - OH DEAR!

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Date: 2/6/2021 4:03:00 PM
If it's only a dream, just wake up and go into the bathroom. I just bought a thirty-pack of Miller Lite from the liquor store across the street. This is a fancifully imaginative write.
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Date: 1/17/2021 4:08:00 PM
Lolol if only you were a man for a minute!
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FJ Thomas
Date: 1/19/2021 8:41:00 AM
Lol sorry, I see!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/18/2021 3:43:00 PM
Hello FJ ... I am a male but the problem is for all - thanks FJ - Lindsay
Date: 1/10/2021 6:23:00 AM
Such a decision...hmmm. :) Cute limerick Lindsay! Linda
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/18/2021 3:42:00 PM
Hello Linda ... thank you Linda. Yes, a decision would have to be made, and quick - Lindsay
Date: 1/6/2021 11:32:00 AM
Easy...scoop from the bow, pee from the stern. Get a rhythm going and you’ve got yourself a speedboat. Great Limerick Lindsay. Terry
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/9/2021 4:58:00 PM
G'day Terry ... good advice, but how do you know if those in other boats aren't having the same problem. Pleased you enjoyed this limerick Terry - Lindsay
Date: 1/3/2021 5:54:00 AM
Hmmmm! Huston, weee have a problem. As always a really cute one. God Bless, JB
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/9/2021 4:53:00 PM
Hello Judy ... great comment indeed. Thankfully it's a problem for others. Thank you Judy - Lindsay
Date: 1/1/2021 12:40:00 PM
Quite a predicament! Hugs and blessings and Happy New year Lindsay. Jennifer.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/9/2021 4:51:00 PM
For most a predicament Jennifer but for some, they'll bite the bullet. I trust it's warming up for you like it finally is for us - thank you Jennifer - Lindsay
Date: 1/1/2021 8:06:00 AM
So get out of the boat and swim in the ocean of beer! Loved this witty write, Lindsay. May you have a great new year filled with joy and prosperity! Hugs, Carolyn
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/9/2021 4:48:00 PM
A happy new year to you also Caroline. I hope things settle down now in the US so you can all get back to some normality. An ocean of beer sounds great but there are pitfalls. Thank you Caroline - Lindsay
Date: 12/31/2020 11:02:00 AM
Time to wake up before you get in a double quandary, Lindsay :) Thank you for a hearty laugh. // paul
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 12/31/2020 7:02:00 PM
Happy New Year Paul ... too right, or this could turn very ugly indeed. It's a pleasure Paul - stay safe - Lindsay
Date: 12/30/2020 10:26:00 AM
oh I LOVE this one, Lindsay. Good job.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 12/31/2020 6:59:00 PM
Happy New Year Andrea ... I'm pleased that you got a giggle out of this quandary. I get a kick out of writing limericks but I have to wait until something clicks in my mind - stay safe Andrea - Lindsay
Date: 12/27/2020 6:05:00 PM
Dear Me! Perhaps you can dream up a long straw-like tube to pee into. lol. Cheers, Gershon
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 12/31/2020 6:56:00 PM
Happy New Year Gershon ... do you mean one that is long enough to reach the closest boat - stay safe Gershon - Lindsay
Date: 12/26/2020 5:59:00 PM
That's a heck of a dream ;)
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 12/31/2020 6:53:00 PM
Happy New Year Angela ... could easily ended up in a nightmare - Stay safe Angela - Lindsay
Date: 12/26/2020 1:16:00 PM
Wherever you be, let your water flow free! I love great lims, old cobber, and this is a GREAT one! Good on you always - Bob H
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Date: 12/31/2020 6:51:00 PM
Hello Bob ... thank you Matey. At my age I don't have a choice. Pleased you enjoyed my latest lines of silliness - Happy New Year Bob - Lindsay
Date: 12/26/2020 10:55:00 AM
Could you sea any difference? Aloha! Rico
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 12/31/2020 6:49:00 PM
Hello Rico ... I've never recycled one of them so I can't answer you - Happy New Year Rico - Lindsay
Date: 12/26/2020 7:59:00 AM
nor should you go in the ocean, or your next scoop could mean.....WAKE UP, LINDSAY! lol
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 12/31/2020 6:47:00 PM
Hello Jenna ... wake up indeed before the ocean swamps me - Happy New Year Jenna - Lindsay
Date: 12/26/2020 12:05:00 AM
Solution, just keep recycling lol
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 12/31/2020 6:44:00 PM
Happy New Year Tom ... my solution would be to become a teetotaler - stay safe Tom - Lindsay