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Quandary

I had dreamt that all oceans were beer,
from a rowboat I’m scooping up cheer,
but similar to tea,
beer goes right through me.
I can’t urinate in the boat - OH DEAR!

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Robert Pettit

February 6, 2021 at 4:03 PM

If it's only a dream, just wake up and go into the bathroom. I just bought a thirty-pack of Miller Lite from the liquor store across the street. This is a fancifully imaginative write.

FJ Thomas

January 17, 2021 at 4:08 PM

Lolol if only you were a man for a minute!

FJ Thomas

January 19, 2021 at 8:41 AM

Lol sorry, I see!

Lindsay Laurie

January 18, 2021 at 3:43 PM

Hello FJ ... I am a male but the problem is for all - thanks FJ - Lindsay

Linda Alice Fowler

January 10, 2021 at 6:23 AM

Such a decision...hmmm. :) Cute limerick Lindsay! Linda

Lindsay Laurie

January 18, 2021 at 3:42 PM

Hello Linda ... thank you Linda. Yes, a decision would have to be made, and quick - Lindsay

Terry Flood

January 6, 2021 at 11:32 AM

Easy...scoop from the bow, pee from the stern. Get a rhythm going and you’ve got yourself a speedboat. Great Limerick Lindsay. Terry

Lindsay Laurie

January 9, 2021 at 4:58 PM

G'day Terry ... good advice, but how do you know if those in other boats aren't having the same problem. Pleased you enjoyed this limerick Terry - Lindsay

Judy Ball

January 3, 2021 at 5:54 AM

Hmmmm! Huston, weee have a problem. As always a really cute one. God Bless, JB

Lindsay Laurie

January 9, 2021 at 4:53 PM

Hello Judy ... great comment indeed. Thankfully it's a problem for others. Thank you Judy - Lindsay

Jennifer Proxenos

January 1, 2021 at 12:40 PM

Quite a predicament! Hugs and blessings and Happy New year Lindsay. Jennifer.

Lindsay Laurie

January 9, 2021 at 4:51 PM

For most a predicament Jennifer but for some, they'll bite the bullet. I trust it's warming up for you like it finally is for us - thank you Jennifer - Lindsay

Carolyn Devonshire

January 1, 2021 at 8:06 AM

So get out of the boat and swim in the ocean of beer! Loved this witty write, Lindsay. May you have a great new year filled with joy and prosperity! Hugs, Carolyn

Lindsay Laurie

January 9, 2021 at 4:48 PM

A happy new year to you also Caroline. I hope things settle down now in the US so you can all get back to some normality. An ocean of beer sounds great but there are pitfalls. Thank you Caroline - Lindsay

Paul Callus

December 31, 2020 at 11:02 AM

Time to wake up before you get in a double quandary, Lindsay :) Thank you for a hearty laugh. // paul

Lindsay Laurie

December 31, 2020 at 7:02 PM

Happy New Year Paul ... too right, or this could turn very ugly indeed. It's a pleasure Paul - stay safe - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

December 30, 2020 at 10:26 AM

oh I LOVE this one, Lindsay. Good job.

Lindsay Laurie

December 31, 2020 at 6:59 PM

Happy New Year Andrea ... I'm pleased that you got a giggle out of this quandary. I get a kick out of writing limericks but I have to wait until something clicks in my mind - stay safe Andrea - Lindsay