Short Uniform Poems

light wind makes it wave
cross marks his uniform grave….
for freedom he gave...

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Crime wears time 
just like a uniform
so forget about the crime
and time will move on....

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the wind in unseen
commotion stirs up the chimes —
paired nicely with gray

1/20/2019...

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An inch-wide ribbon 
shiny-black through pale dry grass. 
How many tiny moving bodies
to define so uniform a path
of pure purpose?...

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Sanity is a tool of the weak
meant to trap our minds
in a uniform world where creativity,
like a rose in winter,
withers 
and dies....

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Fountain of blood
It’s the new accessory
To a uniform I must return
Burned into my gloved hand
My number was up
And that’s why I don’t write poems with 13 lines...

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uniform silence
dawn’s blatant bugle exhales
forcefully revoking sleep
recruits jump to feet
bounce a quarter off their sheets
commander shows no bias...

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Give me a gold star badge  and a wide brim hat.
Sell me a uniform and show me where to get those boots
Better strap a bullet proof vest on me too
Because I am afraid of guns....

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I own a rooster
live on a farm
the animals vote
I am simply caretaker

Under my farm
there is a huge bunker
a thousand men in uniform
systems, equipment and missiles

I am simply caretaker...

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They say love is like peeing on your uniform
Everyone can see it but only you feel the warmth
It felt so good it did
When you were a kid
Nothing else mattered, not even your warts...

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Uniforms look crisp and smart
Designing them is a keen art
Police, FBI and police wear them
Most look manly, not the least fem
If I had one, I’d feel six foot tall
No one would call me “babe”or”doll”...

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Imagine being in a kids play wearing a uniform
You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn
Really could only hope
Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope 
Up close and personal with buggies that swarm...

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Imagine being in a kids play wearing a uniform
You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn
Really could only hope
Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope 
Up close and personal with buggies that swarm...

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Got the hump

In need of some well deserved T.L.C

Then follow me 

I am off to enlist in the Army

Because the advert said

Be all you can be 

And who doesn't love a man in uniform

Apart from Enemies...

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Imagine being in a kid's play wearing a uniform
You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn
Really could only hope
Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope 
Up close and personal with buggies that swarm...

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Smiling at old folks
to reassure them you're
not a teenage thug.

Even though I'm in
my school uniform and look
like Mary Poppins.

I don't like talking
in front of a group of teens
- they're so judgmental....

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You may know the greylag from a Mother Goose Rhyme.
This sort of goose lays 3 to 5 eggs at a time.
If clutch size distribution is uniform, I'm
Pretty sure the egg number will likely be prime....

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No one wants to hear
I’m sorry to inform you

No one wants to find
A highway patrolman at their door

No one wants to see
Two soldiers in dress uniform coming up their walk

No one wants to hear
Are you sitting down?...

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If correct, I am uniform
But wrong I differ for everyone
I occur quite often
but currently I'll only come when this speech is done

Rather than silence I am much better
Be it phone or door or written letter!

What am I?...

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That girl in class

Walking in
With an over sized t-shirt
Because all her uniform shirts
Are now to small.

A baby kicking
In her big stomach
As she lights up with joy
As her "love" 
Is happy he got a 14 year old pregnant....

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CHRONICLR
a romantic
  advance
insisted
 .discerned
catalogued
  unstated

an elegant
  treatise
formal
& artificial
intricately
   disposed
in
a natural
circumstance
partial
& uncertain
smooth
uniform
& unconstrained...

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He’ll always be my Pepsi man
With a Diet Pepsi, in his hand
I’ll continue to sleep in my Pepsi T
Since Pepsi is a part of me
Uniform to slacks and tie
And now we’re telling Pepsi, bye
But it’s ok, I’m not sad 
My daddy is a Pepsi grad...

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Doesn't seem right, though I started walking each morn
Gaining weight must be brain muscle that's been reborn
Once again can add two plus two
And other stuff I've accrued
Wearing make-up, prancing around in a nurses uniform...

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Bright black uniform letters
Popping onto the stark white page
Loud smacking satisfactory pops
Pop T
Pop Y
Pop P
Pop E
Royal
Smith-Corona 
Olympia
Brother
Typewriter magic of the 60’s. 
Predecessor of the Word Processor and the Computer....

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Once I passed by a road wearing 
     a uniform like soldier 
   it was kind of a day 
    I could not remember 
    later on when coming back home 
   I found a mushroom and interpreted 
   that it was all either lightening 
     or darkening....

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