Brain Muscle

Doesn't seem right, though I started walking each morn Gaining weight must be brain muscle that's been reborn Once again can add two plus two And other stuff I've accrued Wearing make-up, prancing around in a nurses uniform
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Turner Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 3:19 PM
I'll bet you are a sight for sore eyes in white support stockings, Jack. Some guys will do anything to get pinched on the bum.
Ellison Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 3:33 PM
Don't you??? Be honest now... what else do us oldsters do for excitement??? Sit alone in the park waiting for bums to go by???
Krutsinger Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 10:14 AM
Funny! I know I spit out some coffee on this one, Jack.
Ellison Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 11:31 AM
Hope you didn't get it all over your pretty party dress!!! Lovsies, Happy Jack XOX
Williams Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 7:58 AM
You cross dresser - You! - In your defense I bet you only donned the nurses uniform and makeup to get close to those sexy nurses - I'm 'on to you'. Bet you looked better than Robin Williams in 'Mrs Doubtfire' ...Maria xox
Ellison Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 9:26 AM
LOL!!! You can get on to me any time my dear sweet Aussie! Just give me advance notice so I can prepare!!! Love, Happy Jack XOXOX
Lawless Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 7:35 AM
be careful Jack.....it could wind up on U-tube......
Ellison Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 9:23 AM
LOL, a chuckle I did utter!!!
Cunningham Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 7:25 AM
Mmm m would love to see them pics. .......................... Jack loved to dress up as a nurse /but things took a turn for the worse/his black tights he laddered/only cos he was bladdered/happy jack let off a stream of curse/
Ellison Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 9:20 AM
Scared the hell out of all the little old ladies... some even farted out quite loudly!!!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 6:50 AM
Converting brain fat to brain muscle! Muscle weighs more ;p Good Morning Dear Jack! Hugs from the big little O!
Ellison Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 9:14 AM
It's little Mo from the big O!!! Goodeth morn dear friend!!! Love, Happy Jackson!!! XOX
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