Short Undies Poems
Short Undies Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Undies by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Undies by length and keyword.
Ted's Boxer Briefs
bundy's
undies
posted 10/19/23...
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Categories:
undies, word play,
Form:
Footle
Life's Changes
Life’s small
daily changes
clean undies...
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Categories:
undies, life,
Form:
Senryu
No Undies
jeans and a tee shirt
vivid imagination
undressed by his eyes...
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Categories:
undies, beautiful, blue, fantasy, lust,
Form:
Senryu
Undies
When I was a lad of fourteen
my finger caught in a machine;
the ambulance came
and said, to Mom’s shame;
“O M G, his undies aren’t clean!”...
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Categories:
undies, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Plot
She came up with a weird plot
To tie all his undies in a knot
He shouts out, you jerk
When her plan didn’t work
He walks out wearing a mott...
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Categories:
undies, fun, happy, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Naughty Pam
There once was a woman named Pam
Who entertained men with her cam
She'd pose in her undies
On Thursdays and Sundays
And used up her excess of RAM.....
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Categories:
undies, funny
Form:
Limerick
A Banana With My Cereal
Love bananas with my puffies
Makes me squirm in my undies
Wanna climb trees
But it makes me wheeze
Guess I'll just get back to my guppies...
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Categories:
undies, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Golgothan
there was a demon called Golgothan
whose name was something to hit upon
he was smelly and mighty
undies not tighty whitie
we kept him locked away in the john...
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Categories:
undies, evil, fun, humorous, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Too Early
Sure has cooled off in a big fat hurry
Need to get out my undies all furry
Too early it is
Hey! What gives
Maybe move south, but hurricanes are quite surly...
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Categories:
undies, emotions,
Form:
Limerick
Santas Sack
I waited For Santa, I stayed up all night
I then saw the fat man, no undies in sight.
A bag he had hanging, t’was big red and bright
Ah yes I saw Santa, he swings left to right ....
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Categories:
undies, christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
Valentine Delights
chocolate roses
sweet scrumdiddlyumptious kisses...
edible undies
(Senryu)
2/4/2021
A Valentine's Senryu Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
undies, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, feelings,
Form:
Senryu
Bohemian
Can't believe all the new peeps dropping in
Must change my undies, feel like a bohemian
Be more presentable
Dress more impeccable
More respectable, this silly old comedian...
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Categories:
undies, character,
Form:
Limerick
Wanted More More More
The world is in turmoil like never before
In all my years as a handsome eighty-four
Yes I've had girlies
Parading in their undies
But never enough, wanted more, more, more!...
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Categories:
undies, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Adultry
Naughtiness always seems to be a hit
Tried different genres but naughties are it
Something about undies
Eating your crunchies
It sure makes me want adultry to commit
just kidding...
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Categories:
undies, conflict,
Form:
Limerick
Humpty Dumpty
People yelled to Humpty, “DON'T FALL!”
But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball
Came tumbling down
His undies turned brown
“Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call...
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Categories:
undies, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Bohemian
Can't believe all the new peeps dropping in
Must change my undies, feel like a bohemian
Be more presentable
Dress more respectable
More man-of-the-world, this silly old comedian...
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Categories:
undies, pride,
Form:
Limerick
Bohemian
Can't believe all you peeps dropping in
Must change my undies, feel like a bohemian
Be more presentable
Dress more respectable
More like a man-of-the-world, this silly old comedian...
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Categories:
undies, freedom,
Form:
Limerick
Munching On Munchies
Once knew a gal from Geneva
Downed the biggest glass of tequila
Stripped down to her undies
While munching on munchies
Next day she claimed she had amnesia
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
undies, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Double Standard
Most people dislike jokes,
especially the kind that pokes
fun or ridicule at themselves,
but they’ll laugh their undies wet
without shame, embarrassment or regret
when the poke’s on someone else....
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Categories:
undies, humor,
Form:
Didactic
Memories Memories Memories
How good is your memory these fine days
Mine is crappy and has been leading me astray
Like putting my undies
On the outside, quite funny
Like skipping through parks, dancing and gay...
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Categories:
undies, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Humpty Dumpty
People yelled to Humpty Dumpty, “DON'T FALL!”
But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball
Came tumbling down
His undies turned brown
“Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call...
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Categories:
undies, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Rejoicing In the Streets
This site allows us the opportunity to meet
Amazing new people, to know and to greet
To touch their souls
With similarity goals
Stripping down to our undies, rejoicing in the streets...
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Categories:
undies, happiness,
Form:
Limerick
Rejoicing In the Streets
This site allows us the opportunity to meet
Amazing new people, to know and to greet
To touch their souls
With similarity goals
Stripping down to their undies, rejoicing in the streets...
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Categories:
undies, friendship,
Form:
Limerick
Undies and Socks
The first thing in the morning when I awake
Check if I'm breathing, then my overall state
Whether functional or not
Wearing undies and socks
That's all that matters or the cost of a steak...
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Categories:
undies, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Buried Treasure
Searching for a buried treasure in my dresser
Looking for undies that ain't fresh, just fresher
Chances of fresh
No hope, my guess
It's overrated, but keep small animals at bay, however...
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Categories:
undies, farewell,
Form:
Limerick