Short Undertaker Poems
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you do the crime
you do the time
kept this in mind
jail not all sunshine
can ne your undertaker
if your
LAW BREAKER
mabe by the same maker
and breaker
go to the undertaker
you' will see
that blood flow free
on floor or bed
ALL BLOOD IS RED
he's my maker
my undertaker
what I need
he cover theses deeds
he my love seed
he is all that love brings
HE CAN DO ANYTHING
There’s an old undertaker named Jerry
Who frankly refuses to bury
The newly dying
Since he’s been dying
To be first in the new cemetery
some call him the maker
heart breaker
the undertaker
no matter what he is call
he is for us all
love is what he brings
not for fame
LOVE IS HIS NAME
There was an eligible undertaker
Who married a trouble-maker.
She gave him such grief
He desperately sought relief.
So he forthwith did under take her.
Merry Santa one and all,
Xmas brings no taste of gall,
lest ya overdoes it, small?
go early to your maker,
no bloody undertaker,
stay on and have a ball,
forever and aye...
Don
dark blonde hair swishes
willow tree's limbs in winter..
a gentle breeze blows
Contest: Breeze
Sponsor: POET, UNDERTAKER
Written: Sunday, January 19, 2014
At the corner of my eyes,
Tears subside, left from the high,
Fueled by melancholic memories;
No time for goodbyes,
Likewise---forever they lie,
For the final rite, let me bury.
edited-12/4/2019
some say who is god
to see is not hard
you see tree
you see the stinging bee
that is apart
of our maker
and breaker
can be your undertaker
he is not a faker
he all our faces
he is
ONE GOD OF ONE RACE
Form:
Once choked on a jelly bean, nearly met my maker
Thankfully it popped out while calling the undertaker
Postponing my departure
It wasn't in the charter
So I'll continue my notoriety as a PS troublemaker
Another burial....
... condolences,
deep emotional feelings
grieving hearts imbue jeweled kinships,
lasting memories,
needing obituaries
peace, quietude, rest
succumb to undertaker
vestiges withered
'xpired, yielded.
zeroed
Ultra-conservative
undertaker umpires
upperclassmen unit;
Unique undergrads used
Unceremonious
Underhanded unions--
Uncooperative!
THIRD PLACE WINNER
Written April 30, 2021
for "Pleiades 'U' Contest"
sponsored by Kim Merryman
Dimmissed, defective, unimportant,
Discounted, unworthy,
Unnoticed, undervalued,
Guilt-ridden, under-employed,
Underpaid, misunderstanding,
Unempathetic, overwhelmed,
Under duress, under siege,
Over-whelmed,
Over-dose, undertaker, underground
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Everyone’s life is tragic,
but who calls out the score
The Jester or the Hangman,
the Undertaker sure
Everyone’s nights are haunted,
when sleeping with the Muse
Each dream a wanton barter
—your memories to lose
(Haverford Pennsylvania: May, 2020)
Gun slinger
Matt Zinger
Dressed in black
Didn't come back
High Noon
Was Doomed
Quick Draw
McGraw
Got A Rope
Hung that dope
Undertaker Called
Dead Body Hauled
Poured the whisky
From Junction 60
Dead Man's Trail
Where slingers failed
Greetings Mr. Undertaker
How many will you take away today…
A visit to my favorite mortician
followed by a whiff of the fertilizer man
Weird times like these scream for more and greater stimuli
to whip out wormy wonders like this without batting an eye
HERE COME THE PARTAKER
HERE COMES THE UNDERTAKER
IS IT THE JUSTICE
IS IT THE PRACTICE
THE PARTAKER IS KNOWN
THE UNDERTAKER IS UNKNOWN
JUSTICE PARTAKER ROLLS ON
WHEN THE SUN SETS
WHEN THE SUN RISES
THE LENGTH OF THE JOURNEY
UNPREDICTABLE IT IS
THE SUN IS A DEMOCRAT
TRIBUTES TO THE SUN
FAREWELL TO GANI FAWEHINMI
Dance of the bony
Soon we will look
30 when we die,
Which will please the undertaker.
Death will be called a voyage
On an everlasting cruise ship.
The purser will send
Festive cards
From romantic ports.
No, grandad is not dead, he rests
He wears makeup because he is going
On a liner as a dancing partner
For old ladies.
Frost covers paper faces and flat places in the spaces where the captain no longer paces.
Solset to solrise the dans macabre of a shattered fleet which no longer flies.
Drifting through dead skies: short, snow-white men with open, staring eyes.
No carrion crow to peck, no undertaker spies;
This floating museum of a warlike planets' demise.
Trump Will Get Up Tight
There are times Trump does get up tight,
And of him women have still run in spite;
Trump the terror;
A trouble bearer;
Regardless of being women black or white.
Jim Horn
Women will run in spite of others. They
accept the challenge even if from a terror
or trouble maker who really need an
undertaker and found to be a faker.
As sure as the sun comes up to emblazon the sky,
it will travel up to reach its peak then down its path;
For without the sunset to mark the end of each day
on the horizon, and herald the coming of the night,
how can man acknowledge the passing of time?
08 August 2015
The Answer Contest
Sponsor: SKAT A
Why undertake to write another verse,
When Undertaker Time and his black hearse
Will bear your poems to their final resting place
Interred without a stone, in some small weed-thick space?
Because—regardless of the tolling knell,
As long as there are whispered tales to tell
Brave poetry can help deter brute Time
A moment more until he tolls his final chime.
From undertaker to conversation maker
The callers were now all alone
The clickerty - clack
Of the Strowger exchange
No operators needed to answer the phone
~GG~
An Undertaker called Strowger invented the Strowger Telephone Exchange making the need of an Operator to connect calls unnecessary. The mechanism made a clicking noise as it selected the dialled number. He then returned to being an undertaker.
Bonnie and Clyde prowled the country in a V-8 Ford on a robbing and killing spree!
They met their doom on a rural road by cops concealed behind rock and tree!
Per Undertaker "Boots" Bailey, the bodies were shot so often by cops lying in wait,
That the embalming fluid kept leaking from the holes as he tried to stem the spate!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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