Short Undertaker Poems

he's my maker
and my undertaker
also my breaker
he is not a faker
his love i seek
it will forever be
ONLY GOS KNOW ME...

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you do the crime
you do the time
kept this in mind
jail not all sunshine
can ne your undertaker
if your
LAW BREAKER...

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mabe by the same maker
and breaker
go to the undertaker
you' will see
 that blood flow free
on floor or bed
ALL BLOOD IS RED...

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he's my maker
my undertaker
what I need
he cover theses deeds
he my love seed
he is all that love brings
HE CAN DO ANYTHING...

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There’s an old undertaker named Jerry
Who frankly refuses to bury
The newly dying
Since he’s been dying
To be first in the new cemetery...

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some call him the maker
heart breaker
the undertaker
no matter what he is call
he is for us all
love is what he brings
not for fame
LOVE IS HIS NAME...

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There was an eligible undertaker
Who married a trouble-maker.
She gave him such grief
He desperately sought relief.
So he forthwith did under take her....

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dark blonde hair swishes
willow tree's limbs in winter..
a gentle breeze blows  

Contest: Breeze
Sponsor: POET, UNDERTAKER
Written: Sunday, January 19, 2014...

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Merry Santa one and all, 
Xmas brings no taste of gall,
 lest ya overdoes it, small?
 go early to your maker, 
no bloody undertaker, 
stay on and have a ball, 
forever and aye...
Don...

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At the corner of my eyes,
Tears subside, left from the high,
Fueled by melancholic memories;
No time for goodbyes,
Likewise---forever they lie,
For the final rite, let me bury.

edited-12/4/2019...

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some say who is god
to see is not hard
you see tree
you see the stinging bee
that is apart
of our maker
and breaker
can be your undertaker
he is not a faker
he all our faces
he  is
ONE  GOD OF ONE RACE...

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Once choked on a jelly bean, nearly met my maker
Thankfully it popped out while calling the undertaker
Postponing my departure
It wasn't in the charter
So I'll continue my notoriety as a PS troublemaker...

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Another burial....
                   ...  condolences,
deep emotional feelings
grieving hearts imbue jeweled kinships,
lasting memories,
needing obituaries
peace, quietude, rest
succumb to undertaker
vestiges withered
'xpired, yielded.
zeroed...

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Ultra-conservative
undertaker umpires
upperclassmen unit;
Unique undergrads used
Unceremonious
Underhanded unions--
Uncooperative!

THIRD PLACE WINNER
Written April 30, 2021
for "Pleiades 'U' Contest"
sponsored by Kim Merryman...

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Dimmissed, defective, unimportant,
Discounted, unworthy,
Unnoticed, undervalued,
Guilt-ridden, under-employed,
Underpaid, misunderstanding,
Unempathetic, overwhelmed,
Under duress, under siege,
Over-whelmed,
Over-dose, undertaker, underground

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Everyone’s life is tragic,
but who calls out the score

The Jester or the Hangman,
the Undertaker sure

Everyone’s nights are haunted,
when sleeping with the Muse

Each dream a wanton barter
—your memories to lose

(Haverford Pennsylvania: May, 2020)...

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Gun slinger
    Matt Zinger

Dressed in black
     Didn't come back

High Noon
    Was Doomed

Quick Draw
      McGraw

Got A Rope
   Hung that dope

Undertaker Called
    Dead Body Hauled

Poured the whisky
     From Junction 60

Dead Man's Trail
  Where slingers failed...

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HERE COME THE PARTAKER
HERE COMES THE UNDERTAKER
IS IT THE JUSTICE
IS IT THE PRACTICE

THE PARTAKER IS KNOWN
THE UNDERTAKER IS UNKNOWN
JUSTICE PARTAKER ROLLS ON
WHEN THE SUN SETS

WHEN THE SUN RISES 
THE LENGTH OF THE JOURNEY 
UNPREDICTABLE IT IS 

THE SUN IS A  DEMOCRAT
TRIBUTES TO THE SUN
FAREWELL TO GANI FAWEHINMI...

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Dance of the bony 

Soon we will look
30 when we die,
Which will please the undertaker.
Death will be called a voyage
On an everlasting cruise ship.
The purser will send 
Festive cards
From romantic ports.
No, grandad is not dead, he rests
He wears makeup because he is going
On a liner as a dancing partner
For old ladies....

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Frost covers paper faces and flat places in the spaces where the captain no longer paces.
Solset to solrise the dans macabre of a shattered fleet which no longer flies.       
Drifting through dead skies: short, snow-white men with open, staring eyes.
No carrion crow to peck, no undertaker spies;
This floating museum of a warlike planets' demise....

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Trump Will Get Up Tight

There are times Trump does get up tight,
And of him women have still run in spite;
Trump the terror;
A trouble bearer;
Regardless of being women black or white.

Jim Horn

Women will run in spite of others. They
accept the challenge even if from a terror
or trouble maker who really need an 
undertaker and found to be a faker....

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As sure as the sun comes up to emblazon the sky,

it will travel up to reach its peak then down its path;

For without the sunset to mark the end of each day

on the horizon, and herald the coming of the night,

how can man acknowledge the passing of time?








08 August 2015
The Answer Contest
Sponsor: SKAT A...

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Why undertake to write another verse,
When Undertaker Time and his black hearse
Will bear your poems to their final resting place
Interred without a stone, in some small weed-thick space?

Because—regardless of the tolling knell,
As long as there are whispered tales to tell
Brave poetry can help deter brute Time
A moment more until he tolls his final chime....

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From undertaker to conversation maker
The callers were now all alone
The clickerty - clack
Of the Strowger exchange
No operators needed to answer the phone
~GG~ 

An Undertaker called Strowger invented the Strowger Telephone Exchange making the need of an Operator to connect calls unnecessary. The mechanism made a clicking noise as it selected the dialled number. He then returned to being an undertaker....

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Bonnie and Clyde prowled the country in a V-8 Ford on a robbing and killing spree!

   They met their doom on a rural road by cops concealed behind rock and tree!

Per Undertaker "Boots" Bailey, the bodies were shot so often by cops lying in wait,

   That the embalming fluid kept leaking from the holes as he tried to stem the spate!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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