Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Choked On a Jelly Bean

Once choked on a jelly bean, nearly met my maker
Thankfully it popped out while calling the undertaker
Postponing my departure
It wasn't in the charter
So I'll continue my notoriety as a PS troublemaker

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Darlene De Beaulieu December 5, 2017 at 12:19 PM Oh.. Jack this a cute poem. It made me smile. Have a nice day my friend.xxx-oo Jack Ellison December 5, 2017 at 12:27 PM Felt like the size of a football!!! LOL Happy day dear Darlene!!! Lovesies, Jack xxx

Lim'Rik Flats December 5, 2017 at 9:27 AM There must be better ways to go//Some of them you know//Like dying in bed//(enough said)//While putting on a show. POSTPONE PLEASE JACKSON!!! Jack Ellison December 5, 2017 at 9:34 AM Hmmm dying in bed... putting on a show!!! Is there a better way??? Methinks not! I'VE PUT IN A REQUEST AND THEY SAID JOHN JOHN REQUESTED WE GIVE YOU MORE TIME BUT NO PROMISES!!!

Eve Roper December 5, 2017 at 7:27 AM hahahaha good one, Jack, it is no fun when you start to choke and can not seem to get a breath.. Jack Ellison December 5, 2017 at 7:31 AM Forgot to mention it was a massive giant size jelly bean! Good morning dear Eve!!! Have a good one... love, Jacko! xxx