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Choked On a Jelly Bean

Once choked on a jelly bean, nearly met my maker Thankfully it popped out while calling the undertaker Postponing my departure It wasn't in the charter So I'll continue my notoriety as a PS troublemaker

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Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 12/5/2017 12:19:00 PM

Oh.. Jack this a cute poem. It made me smile. Have a nice day my friend.xxx-oo

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/5/2017 12:27:00 PM

Felt like the size of a football!!! LOL Happy day dear Darlene!!! Lovesies, Jack xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/5/2017 9:27:00 AM

There must be better ways to go//Some of them you know//Like dying in bed//(enough said)//While putting on a show. POSTPONE PLEASE JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/5/2017 9:34:00 AM

Hmmm dying in bed... putting on a show!!! Is there a better way??? Methinks not! I'VE PUT IN A REQUEST AND THEY SAID JOHN JOHN REQUESTED WE GIVE YOU MORE TIME BUT NO PROMISES!!!

Eve Roper

Date: 12/5/2017 7:27:00 AM

hahahaha good one, Jack, it is no fun when you start to choke and can not seem to get a breath..

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/5/2017 7:31:00 AM

Forgot to mention it was a massive giant size jelly bean! Good morning dear Eve!!! Have a good one... love, Jacko! xxx