Short Uh Poems

I run and play 
While you're away.

       Uh oh!...

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Iceberg
Uh-oh


6/29/2021
A BRIAN STRAND JULY Poetry Contest...

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rubberneck neighbor
she knew too much about us
dont dig up garden
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    Hold your nose and cast your ballot

        ~ for, uh, whatchamacallit
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Thanks for saying “no offense” before insulting me - that really cleared things up....

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       THUMP

 did he hurt'cha

      "uh-huh"

     c'mon girl
 

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attitudiniz
verb at-uh-TOO-duh-nyze 
: to assume an affected mental attitude : pose...

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toe 
nail
so hairy
would shaving help?
Oops a mistake
not my first one
nor my last
uh-oh
ouch!...

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Dog
Puppy
Slurping Now
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Spitting it back up.
He runs so Fast
And slobbers.
Puppy
Now...

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Thou Yank.
Hut OK?  Nay?
O', Yak hunt?
OK, hay nut.

Uh, not yak!
Hunky oat?
Hanky out.
Thank you....

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men.

David Madison -

Hope your having a fgood uh, sleep...... its 1645
aND i AM WASTED. TTYL, cINDY...

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These are words that have not yet been spoken,...
and,..uh,...and well,...hmmmmm.
Damn, I think my rhymer is broken....

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I was on a roll
Dunked into vegetable soup 
We passed peas, corn, and carrots
Someone slathered butter on me.
Uh-oh!...

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So you write huh?
Yes.
Poetry you say?
Uh-huh.
I hate poetry.
Okay.
Are you any good?
I guess.
Can I read some?
I hope so....

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felicitate 
verb fih-LISS-uh-tayt 
1 archaic : to make happy
2 a : to consider happy or fortunate
b : to offer congratulations to...

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Mega Hex was a water witch
Who spent her days digging a ditch
We wondered why
The well went dry
But her critics all found their niche...

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The day i took you for my wife

I intended vows to bind for life.

So divorce is out of course.

Uh honey, please put down the knife...

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Mark wore biking shorts to work out
Poorly sewn seams were not too stout
	He ripped a hole
	exposing…uh oh!
Everyone saw what he’s about...

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A milkmaid in the town of Nome
Never found time to write a poem
She woke up Randy
Amos and Andy
And squeezed them 'til the cows came home...

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Poor Scarlett O'Hara had gas.
Her Ashley would not make a pass.
She went home to Tara,
did Scarlett O'Hara
and shoved a corn cob in her--uh--ear!...

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Events, Shows, Attractions
Ferris Wheel, Roller Coaster
Cotton Candy, Corn-on-the Cob --
  
  Uh-oh! Baby's diaper's wet
  Can't just let her sob...

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Uh grasshopper I hate what you do
My lawn you sit and you chew
My spray called zits
It kills bloody knits
With my slipper I whip your ass to Timbuktu...

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     This poem contains sexual talk

         partial and frontal nudity

         pornographic videos

     See lines 1, 2, and 3 respectively
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                uh
               hint
               hint
       it doesn't taste
               like
           chocolate


     ,)





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My wife complained our sex wasn't hot

So I said I'd give it all I got 

And once I got ready 

I went nice and steady

Uh oh...another three minute shot...

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