Short Uh Poems
Short Uh Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Uh by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Uh by length and keyword.
So you write huh?
Yes.
Poetry you say?
Uh-huh.
I hate poetry.
Okay.
Are you any good?
I guess.
Can I read some?
I hope so.
felicitate
verb fih-LISS-uh-tayt
1 archaic : to make happy
2 a : to consider happy or fortunate
b : to offer congratulations to
Mega Hex was a water witch
Who spent her days digging a ditch
We wondered why
The well went dry
But her critics all found their niche
The day i took you for my wife
I intended vows to bind for life.
So divorce is out of course.
Uh honey, please put down the knife
Mark wore biking shorts to work out
Poorly sewn seams were not too stout
He ripped a hole
exposing…uh oh!
Everyone saw what he’s about
A milkmaid in the town of Nome
Never found time to write a poem
She woke up Randy
Amos and Andy
And squeezed them 'til the cows came home
.
i know'd her
first
i were confused
az uh
kid
Poor Scarlett O'Hara had gas.
Her Ashley would not make a pass.
She went home to Tara,
did Scarlett O'Hara
and shoved a corn cob in her--uh--ear!
Events, Shows, Attractions
Ferris Wheel, Roller Coaster
Cotton Candy, Corn-on-the Cob --
Uh-oh! Baby's diaper's wet
Can't just let her sob
Uh grasshopper I hate what you do
My lawn you sit and you chew
My spray called zits
It kills bloody knits
With my slipper I whip your ass to Timbuktu
This poem contains sexual talk
partial and frontal nudity
pornographic videos
See lines 1, 2, and 3 respectively
.
uh
hint
hint
it doesn't taste
like
chocolate
,)
My wife complained our sex wasn't hot
So I said I'd give it all I got
And once I got ready
I went nice and steady
Uh oh...another three minute shot
hey ya! (uh-oh) no ring! (oooh)
don't wanna meet your daddy
don't wanna meet your mama
a short pass, no hail Mary, <--[long forward football pass]
you think you got it
falcon
hawk
vulture
eagle?
no matter
rooster sounds the alarm
chickens scatter
clucking up a storm
uh-oh
I note the red head
turkey buzzard
something is dead
.
"mmph"
"uh"
"wait"
"woah"
"uh"
"damn"
Limerick Gimmerick
Jason of Pendleton
Tried double-dactyls while
Fearing the worst.
Uh-oh-spaghetti-o!
They're all bass-ackwards cuz
He's used to anapest
(Dactyls reversed).
There was this lady I once knew
Who sat there looking so blue
Her hair was all frizzy
It left her in a tizzy
Cause this fellow just wanted to... uh... talk!
I saw a cat wearing a hat
Looks so cute holding a bat
But wait!
Why does he looks so tall?
.
.
.
.
Uh oh...
He's wearing a soccer shoes
That fits in his feet so small.
March winds,
beauty ends...
hair knots,
frizzy globs...
bad luck,
locks stuck...
sight...mirror,
panicked terror...
Uh oh,
nesting crow!
Do you know what burns my ass
A flame about ass high, now that's quite crass
Have you no couth?
Not a bit, that's the truth
Something's burning, uh oh my ass is ash
Miso deh vo, ah vah-say chi, poso ghum.
Re-cho say bah chi no.
Ah van de ah go!
Oh, oh,
Dew chi lay um bah
Ah say de be cum buh
Chorest uh brah
See ah go
Say Costa tell ah beam
I am so tired
that even with word candy
I feel so tired that the consonants
further exhaust me ...
So dismayed that I don't even speak,
I'm became a child
just babble
uh uh uh ...
sitting...contemplating...
ththth...(uh!)...oughts...
oh-pen...nothings!?...
thth...uh...ink...
clause marks...
thuh-oughts on...
a pay-per...cofcofcof-fee...cup...
stan sand
.
choco heim
and mine
twisted mime
uh sexie
rhyme
* Choco Heim iz a
Korean Chocolate
treat
/')