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Gone With the Broken Wind

Poor Scarlett O'Hara had gas. Her Ashley would not make a pass. She went home to Tara, did Scarlett O'Hara and shoved a corn cob in her--uh--ear!

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Maurice Rigoler

Date: 9/3/2017 2:05:00 PM

Hahaha! Just short of the truth in the last line! Love it. Thanks for reading my "Morning Encounter." It's based on several similar experiences in my long life. Still dislike snakes. Best to you in your writing endeavors. / M

Pat Adams

Date: 9/1/2017 6:52:00 PM

Good one Dale. I guess that cob would be worth a lot of money now a days!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/31/2017 8:49:00 PM

hahaha. MY kind of limerick!!

John Lawless

Date: 8/31/2017 8:47:00 AM

...sounds like a bad case of the "vapors" to me...thanks for the laugh...

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/31/2017 9:07:00 AM

Yes, John, "the vapors". Glad you liked it. Thanks!

Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 8/30/2017 12:53:00 PM

Sash? Lol! Cool title, Dale. I will seeing eye you past the smell test on this one ... lol! Funny limerick. Love and joy.

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/30/2017 1:01:00 PM

The smell test? That is VERY funny. Thanks, Freddie.

Tim Smith

Date: 8/29/2017 11:32:00 AM

class?? ...lol

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/29/2017 11:36:00 AM

Maybe that's the word I was looking for!

Vijay Pandit

Date: 8/29/2017 11:25:00 AM

A good laugh out loud moment!

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/29/2017 11:35:00 AM

Thanks, Vijay!

Jan Allison

Date: 8/29/2017 10:38:00 AM

Lol Dale you are almost there with the rhyme in line 5 I would make a suggestion... but on second thoughts... I'll pass lol:-) great humour my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/29/2017 10:41:00 AM

Thanks, Jan!