Gone With the Broken Wind

Poor Scarlett O'Hara had gas.
Her Ashley would not make a pass.
She went home to Tara,
did Scarlett O'Hara
and shoved a corn cob in her--uh--ear!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Rigoler Avatar
September 3, 2017 at 2:05 PM
Hahaha! Just short of the truth in the last line! Love it. Thanks for reading my "Morning Encounter." It's based on several similar experiences in my long life. Still dislike snakes. Best to you in your writing endeavors. / M
Adams Avatar
September 1, 2017 at 6:52 PM
Good one Dale. I guess that cob would be worth a lot of money now a days!
Dietrich Avatar
August 31, 2017 at 8:49 PM
hahaha. MY kind of limerick!!
Lawless Avatar
August 31, 2017 at 8:47 AM
...sounds like a bad case of the "vapors" to me...thanks for the laugh...
Cozart Avatar
August 31, 2017 at 9:07 AM
Yes, John, "the vapors". Glad you liked it. Thanks!
Robinson Jr. Avatar
August 30, 2017 at 12:53 PM
Sash? Lol! Cool title, Dale. I will seeing eye you past the smell test on this one ... lol! Funny limerick. Love and joy.
Cozart Avatar
August 30, 2017 at 1:01 PM
The smell test? That is VERY funny. Thanks, Freddie.
Smith Avatar
August 29, 2017 at 11:32 AM
class?? ...lol
Cozart Avatar
August 29, 2017 at 11:36 AM
Maybe that's the word I was looking for!
Pandit Avatar
August 29, 2017 at 11:25 AM
A good laugh out loud moment!
Cozart Avatar
August 29, 2017 at 11:35 AM
Thanks, Vijay!
Allison Avatar
August 29, 2017 at 10:38 AM
Lol Dale you are almost there with the rhyme in line 5 I would make a suggestion... but on second thoughts... I'll pass lol:-) great humour my friend:-) hugs Jan xx
Cozart Avatar
August 29, 2017 at 10:41 AM
Thanks, Jan!
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