Short Toupees Poems
Short Toupees Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Toupees by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Toupees by length and keyword.
Everything's Bigger In Texas
Everything's bigger in Texas they say
Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay
And now for the best
Ladies have big breasts
Causing men to drool and lose their toupees...
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Categories:
toupees, fun,
Form:
Limerick
The Land of Big
In Texas, everything's bigger they say
Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay
And now for the best
Ladies have big breasts
Causing men to drool and lose their toupees...
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Categories:
toupees, celebration,
Form:
Limerick
Adventure In An Upscale Wig Shoppe
Pierre's upscale wig shoppe sells fine toupees
Gus said, "This one I want to buy today."
Gus was ready to spit
'Cos his wig didn't fit
Pierre smiled ~ "First get a haircut, OK?"...
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Categories:
toupees, business, hair, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A Barber
A barber in county Kildare,
both drinking and doing their hair,
cut till they were bald.
'Don't worry,' he called,
'Eight quid includes toupees to wear.'
for Joseph's limerick contest, written 22nd January...
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Categories:
toupees, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Surrogate
Harlots on Harleys
Barbies on broomsticks
Midgets on widgets
Buddha on Broadway
Leaders in leotards
Players in playpens
Twinkies in Slinkies
Christ in Cabaret
Temptation of teddies
Tyranny of toupees
Ecstasy of ecstasy
Yahoo of Yahweh
Widows with whiskey
Yoda with yen
Saviors with favors
Zeros with Zen...
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Categories:
toupees, allegory, funny, introspection, life,
Form:
Quatrain