Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Everything's Bigger In Texas

Everything's bigger in Texas they say
Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay
And now for the best
Ladies have big breasts
Causing men to drool and lose their toupees

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Kim Merryman January 21, 2022 at 9:46 PM Hilarious limerick, Jack! Blessings, Kim M Jack Ellison January 22, 2022 at 4:33 AM Fun eh!!!! Thanks for dropping by... love from the frozen north! XOX

Tom Cunningham January 21, 2022 at 3:56 AM Lol it happened to me. Tom Jack Ellison January 21, 2022 at 4:03 AM Love the breast part! Yahoo (naughty eh) Cheers from the frozen north!