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The Land of Big

In Texas, everything's bigger they say
Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay
And now for the best
Ladies have big breasts
Causing men to drool and lose their toupees

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2020

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Tom Cunningham Date: 5/16/2020 3:34:00 PM Lost mine a long time ago, texas here we come yee haw. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/16/2020 4:17:00 PM They love BIG!!!

Michael Tor Date: 5/16/2020 11:09:00 AM Jack crazy glue will solve that toupe problem, lol. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/16/2020 6:20:00 PM Or electrical tape! LOL Have a good evening Michael!

Arturo Michael Date: 5/16/2020 9:58:00 AM I love them BIG...This is creative, very nice Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/16/2020 6:21:00 PM Hmmm me too! LOL Thanks, Arturo!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 5/16/2020 8:33:00 AM Hmmm... My sister's in Texas. But she's an implant. (Don't read too deep into that! We're both au natural, she got the looks, I got the boobs and blue eyes) ;), HUGSIES! xomo Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/16/2020 6:46:00 PM Floppy gals... anyway, shape or form Miss Mo! LOL Blue eyes... mesmerizing! XOX Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 5/16/2020 9:55:00 AM Holy crap! Look before you cut. That is horrible. My mother had implants too, had to have them removed. So many struggle with self image. I love my floppy gals. Though, butt implants... ;), Jack Ellison Date: 5/16/2020 9:07:00 AM My first wife had implants... six months later, she died of breast cancer??? Boobs and blue eyes... what a combination! Love and kissies! XOX