Short Tory Poems

sixty-six books of his tory -
                                         lessons to read & digest...

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Artist Derek Hill
with his jovial creative will
On Tory Island had a painting hut
the door ajar never shut...

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David Cameron
Skull you could hammer on
Back from the Lords as Home Sec
Shows the UK has just gone to heck....

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Suella Braverman
Made many mistakes, but the major one
Was using the pro-Palestinians
to insight riot from Social Darwinians....

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There once was a swine loving Tory, 
who sought out election glory.
 but he was called on his bluff 
 and quit in a huff
and thus ends that Tory's story....

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Maggie Thatcher, Iron Maiden,
Tory PM, Kinnock hater,*
Left the country problem laden,
Voted in, she turned dictator.

*Neil Kinnock: Leader of the Opposition at the time...

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jungle book
the man who would be king
gunga din
captain courageous
Kipling’s work appealed to children
an innovator in art of short tory
free mason
warned against Nazi Germany...

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There once was a leader called Jeremy
Who saw  the Tory party   as the enemy
But were he to look behind him
That's where he would find 'em
Sensing,"This lot just want to bury me."...

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The votes of the folk of The Vize
Be all Tory, well there's a surprise
The hills are all blue
With a loud tally hoo
What's to do? I don't know but one tries

© Gail Foster 5th May 2017...

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B-rilliant
A-rdent
N-ationalist
J-ust
O-ffered

P-amphlet
A-bout
T-oil
E-ndorsing
R-emarkable
S-tory
O-f
N-obody

Topic: Birthday of poet Banjo Paterson (February 17)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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And she won after great deal of fuss,
The son not of the soil missed the bus 
Never once meant for him—
The truth ever so grim,
For, in Liz Tory Brits perhaps Truss!   
__________________________________
Happenings | 04.09.2022 | Limerick...

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E-xcellent 
I-dea's 
L-iterary 
E-xpression 
E-mploys 
N-atal

J-oy 
O-f 
Y-our 

M-oment 
O-nce 
R-emembrance 
A-pplies 
L-ove's 
E-ssential 
S-tory 

Topic: Birthday of Eileen Joy P. Morales (February 20) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Politics
B*llocks t*ts
Who's in charge
It's all in bits
Democracy
 policy
Who da boss
It's all silly
Economy
The whatomy
Finance for dummies
U-turn Lizzie
Oh dear oh dear
It's near it's near
A Tory implosion
Government erosion
UK explosion...

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Don't bother counting swallows,
I can tell you it's not summer yet.
Winter after winter follows and
my wager is as safe as wagers get
that speeches will be shallow
at the Tory Party Conference
where wearing bangled images of Frida Kahlo
does not inspire public confidence.
Maybe counting birds isn't such a bad suggestion;
but what season follows next, that is the question....

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When the acorns are vast
Winters throws are Multindous
A particular Cafe Nero to go
where I meet Anne for the first time
and she remembers the 70s 
like everybody's yang and yin would like to 

Good tidings to know her
Still Im playing with breezes I don't know
Single with no children
a Tory stalwart
Just a brother in Eastbourne
I am the laughing man
carrying fate on his shoulders...

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Shall our neighbor to the Great White North
become our fifty-first state? 
To be proudly crowned their eleventh province might prove a better fate
Fresh air, clear lakes and grand vistas not to be beat
Maro-O-largo/Maple Leaf Hotel would make such a grand winter retreat
Call me a Tory turncoat if you must and I'll heartily agree
Oh Canada, my Canada, I'll stand on guard for thee!...

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People turning to food banks
Politicians speak out the same lie
Will they ban energy meters
Democracy crashes
no more certainties
Nights of hypocrisy cringing
By Voting Tory
Party Gate EX PM shreds the  truth
Rodeo cowboys strike
Midnight Clover
We are not Right
least we are not wrong
with none to vote for
the issue of stopping strikes
takes precedence
unbumble these politicians exuberance...

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Robin hood went  a thieving  as legend said he should 
But Little John his henchman knew he wasn't up to any good
Will scarlet ran protection  
Maid Marian hired out girls 
friar tuck he made the whiskey   
And the merry men enforced the law 
Now about this business of giving to the poor
Robin was a Tory so smiled and said he would 
but secretly he spent his loot on woman wine and doing no good !...

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Green @ Soylent
So then the poor looked and saw,
Some tory bastards thinking,
Depression pills 4 all the dills,
Yer sex life aint fair dinkum,
Dumbing down of the savage clown,
Lobotomy oh so fearsome,
Brain dead is poor ole Fred,
What me worry, insincere-some,
Stay away from lobotomys hey,
Keep yer brain on auto pilot,
Depression bugger off today,
Deprive the green of Soylent ?

Don Johnson...

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On Jerusalem's  shinning spectre
London wastes away
On bus Non speaking Englishman
in England's fair open land
The border centres have a heavy load
from your tired, tireless migrants
Tent cities erected in West End
human capital indivisiblely wasted
Crisis queues at A and E
14 years of  Tory waste
The Bird of prey
on England's blight
Give Labour a chance
invest in peoples power
stop unequal development up North
...

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new dog on the porch
our pet cat at the window
shrieks like a banshee

Indignation hair-raisingly sounded
when our “queen” cat was more than astounded
by the new pet Dad brought
to the house. Cat wailed “NOT
on MY watch.” Then that poor dog she hounded.

our cat’s hissy fit goes down as the worst in her catdom’s hiss-tory.


Jan. 25, 2022
For Charles Messina's Charlie Hai-Lim-Ku Poetry Contest

(inspired by a YouTube Video I saw on FB. it just cracks me up)...

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P erfect afternoon although the
R ain clouds looked ominous over Tory.
E ven still we ventured out as the darkness
G athered behind our foot prints on one of the
N icest beaches in North Donegal.
A nd while the thunder clapped and
N attering seagulls bolted, 
T houghtlessly we dandered on.

P assing time pleasantly chatting
A nd banishing the blood result blues.
U ntil we both were saturated when
S uddenly in unison pregnant clouds
E mptied their ruptured waters upon us....

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What You See Is What You Get’s
A snappy little phrase,
But what you see, in politics,
Will vanish in the haze.

What you’ll get, in actual fact,
Will come out of left field:
You won’t know what until it hits,
When all will be revealed.

By then it will be far too late,
The trap has closed its doors
And you’ll be shackled, hand and foot,
By unexpected laws
That no-one ever voted for.

Who cares, Labour or Tory?
Democracy’s the Elite’s sham.
You’ve had it – end of story.
...

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Swiss secret bank accounts exposed

The Swiss banks are ordered to show the dirty deeds
of the tory polititian with their hoards of dollar greed,
in this coming age of honesty all will be surveyed,
and the dollars in the kickbacks, all to be displayed,
and the greedy shake in terror of the evil honesty,
as all the swiss of numbers expose their gallantree...
Don Johnson

great mission really

the graft and corruption needs exposing to keep people honest in this very case...

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