Short Too Funny For Words Poems
Short Too Funny For Words Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Too Funny For Words by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Too Funny For Words by length and keyword.
Way-Ward
Danny Kaye
had a way
with a word
~ so absurd!...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, nonsense, words,
Form:
Clerihew
I Lost a Word
I lost a word
Getting old
Looked everywhere
And
Over there
Found my keys...
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Categories:
too funny for words, age, funny, old, words,
Form:
Blank verse
Try This Literally
When people have trouble to see
And say could you spell that for me
Put laughs on delay
And let their mind stray
Respond T H A and a T...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, humor, words,
Form:
Limerick
Shady Sadie
There once was a lady named, Sadie.
Whose past was a little shady.
She once shot a man.
Who did not understand.
Difference of no and maybe....
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Categories:
too funny for words, confusion, funny, humorous, words,
Form:
Limerick
Sip
Slowly, but surely
Sip into my jar of tea
There you'll find me...
Twisting and turning
In childlike laughter and joy
Boy, you just got burned!...
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Categories:
too funny for words, cheer up, childhood, cool, crazy, funny, innocence,
Form:
Senryu
Casanova's Epitaph
Lovable husband Ray Casanova now goes
Father of two, a third ... his buddy won't disclose.
..........
4/13/2019
An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2 Contest
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, grave, words,
Form:
Epitaph
What
But what if it is't what it is?
Would that mean it is....what it isn't?
That what it isn't ...is what it is.
Cuz if it wasn't what it is
How could it be...what it isn't
if it wasn't what it was
before becoming .....what it is?
John G. Lawless
11/22/2020...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, language, words,
Form:
Free verse
Well
“Sweet pea! Sweet pea!! Where are you?”
“I’m here”
“Where are you? I can’t find you”
“I’m here!”
“Where?”
“I’m here, in the toilet”
“What? You’re in the toilet?”
“Yes I’m here in the toilet!!”
“Well…”
“Well WHAT?”
“Well, Do you need a life jacket?!”...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, humor, words,
Form:
Free verse
Eat Words
EAT WORDS
You speak
Air shrieks.
Mouth loud
Feels proud.
You brag
Self tag.
Words spear
Split ear.
Your lies
None buys.
Voice lone
Place shown.
Musk breaks
Face wrecks.
From shards
Eat words.
March 30, 2018
Brian Strand's Contest : Footle Finale...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, pride, words,
Form:
Footle
I Love You For Being You
Ideas conveyed in trails of semantics
Or moving over horse and bars in gymnastics
Tumbling, rolling, scribbling phonetics
Reeling, shrilling, scorching like ballistics
Quibbling over ideas and reams of whims
Rattling odd stories of soul's whines and trims
Yours is the power over lines and grims
Absolution or redemption atop one's dreamed
old gym hymns...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, sad, words, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
Garage Sale Special
For sale a bunch of fine unused words, many misspelled
Poet can’t uses them; mind is on strike, the pen has been stilled
These words never used for they never quite seemed to fit
Got them online; advertisement said they were a complete poetry kit
Can’t send them back because I did use a few; the remainder unused
Selling at half price; many are funny words which will leave you amused...
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Categories:
too funny for words, business, funny, hope, words,
Form:
Couplet
Buzz Buzz Buzz
buzz the bees
making honey ...
Hum, hum, hum
infernal mess
on the playground ...
Buzz... buzz ... buzz...
hum the drill of
dentist on teeth ...
Hum, hum, hum,
it's too much gossip ...
I cannot support it anymore
so much hype ...
I cannot stand it , wow !
I am going
away from here ...
there to Minas Gerais ...!
Ps Minas Gerais is one of the 26 states of the republic of Brazil...
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Categories:
too funny for words, allusion, anniversary, creation, fun, funny, sound, words,
Form:
Free verse