Short Tip Poems
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When the flakes of white
Upon thy road light
Let not it bring thee to heel
Place floor mat beneath thy wheel
as i recall i seen it all
there be fall
get up off that wall
look up don't get decuss
don't try be to hip
TAKE MY TIP
.
don’t
b!tch
'bout them
now bro
i been there dot that
heres where it at
be smart as a bat
choose your friends
alway win
in your head be cool
TIP FROM A OLD FOOL
as you walk
ot talk
or move around
from city or town
watch what you say
as you go this way
kept a tight lips
thats
A TIP
There's no need to boil drinking water
from a fresh water stream
if your intention is to afflict yourself
with a dose of dysentery.
Three hot shots unlike normal men
Form and fill this diagram Venn:
Luigi the threat
Forms an ivied set
With Elon + Don from U Penn
.
one nipple iz
thuh same
az
thuh udder
i mean
az thuh other
babe
Life is but on loan from Time
We pay back our debt with Days
So do your best to invest
Six feet above ground
January 14, 2016
For guys I suggested a useful tip:-
Marry a girl with piercings on lips.
If she annoys you with meaningless talk,
Just hang on her lips little shiny padlock.
when you go
where the wind blow
you too
do you do
what give you repect
when you place your bet
if you win
from with in
tho it joy wine sip
always give a
TIP
Form:
The bullet is loaded
On the tip of your tongue
You pull the trigger
Your words are on the run
Headed for my wounded heart
Just one more moment
And your work will be done
kept this in mind
know you along time
your still my sign
i won't your life to shine
go have some wine sip
and mabe a pool dip
let life in
take a
TIP FROM A FRIEND
They say when it comes to marriage
More than two will lead to dis-pair-age
So, if you're looking for marital bliss
No more than two lips at a time should you kiss
Suggest and Give a Tip
Should suggest then give a tip,
To my Lou we both love to skip,
And small meal,
Banana with peel;
On a wet sidewalk we would slip.
Jim Horn
There was a barber shop quartet,
That went to the track to for a bet,
Their singing exploded
When their pockets got loaded,
From a topical tip called, " Minuet "
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport.
You'll get a free x-ray and breast exam for sure,
and if you mention Al Qaeda nonchalantly,
you'll get yourself a free colonoscopy.
>
here comes white-tip sharks
with zebra-striped pilot fish
working up frenzy
as one distracts, one attacks
> the shipwreck sharks have a feast <
My friend Mike is a jolly good bloke
He recalls when he first drank a Coke
Gas and acid filled his throat
Then he belched like a goat--
For blokes who drink Coke 'tis no joke
A mind craves stimulation
especially as it ages
Without a kick in the head
(once in a while)
The indoor plumbing may shut down
He popped two tablets in the sleeping wife's mouth
she awoke with a start, a scream and a pout
"Why did you do that? I've not a headache, my dear."
"Aha, exactly what Papa wants to hear."
Don't go shopping for prescription glasses
when you're mad at your boss.
You'll end up coming home with
don't f*ck with me glasses
that you'll regret!
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Do hope the other four are keeping in time Dorothy
Yes Sybil they are all looking exceptionally elegant
When are you going to tell them we have passed the audition.
© Harry J Horsman 2011
the waiter served with
a response able
bill at tea
'sew then' we thought
and fabricated a
table-tip
to show lasting pleasure
wrt the special foods
and a rest-to-rants
len/stan
Pure
white winged
Archangel
glides in the air
Unfurls happiness
every where it hovers
Enchanting shape it has
Engrosses our eyes
Orange tipped wings
manifest
when it
feasts
August 13 2021