A Tip To Menkind

He popped two tablets in the sleeping wife's mouth
she awoke with a start, a scream and a pout
"Why did you do that?  I've not a headache, my dear."
"Aha, exactly what Papa wants to hear."

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 11/24/2013 8:02:00 PM
Yep still funny!
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Date: 11/24/2013 2:39:00 PM
hahaha. Shortest funniest one I've seen all day.
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Date: 11/21/2013 9:02:00 AM
Very fun and clever to read :)
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Date: 11/13/2013 7:55:00 PM
Hi Sis, came along to see if you have anything new up, just to find you slipped this one in lol, oh you changed the title, you'll give me headache you will, then i guess you'll pop two tablets in me mouth hahaha, I know your game lol. Great new title. Take care, Richard
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Date: 11/11/2013 3:14:00 PM
LOL Yup! Definitely two of a kind! Got a big tickle out of this one my dear dear Licia!!! Woo hoo! Love and smooches, Jack xox
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Date: 11/10/2013 8:42:00 AM
HA! That's just amusing as hell. Thankfully, I've never had to worry about a scenario like this. Awesome stuff!
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Date: 11/10/2013 6:42:00 AM
Excellent. Hilarious write. Enjoyed. Tfs
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Date: 11/10/2013 4:15:00 AM
You are up late Licia. I enjoyed reading this one again.
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Date: 11/8/2013 4:51:00 AM
Well written Licia, it brought a smile to my face...peter
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Date: 11/7/2013 6:39:00 AM
lol why you giving the men ideas Licia? hehehe enjoyed your wit this afternoon :) *hugs*
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Date: 11/6/2013 12:50:00 AM
I think, if for a title you really look, " The Headache" is the answer! A charming and witty poem that "Menkind" would be grateful to you my dear, Licia! Thank you!
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Date: 11/2/2013 7:31:00 PM
Ahhh. Smart guy...and cute poem....
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Date: 11/1/2013 8:29:00 PM
LOL!!! This is a good one!!! Very clever indeed! I'd call it "Take Two Pills..." After "Take two pills and call me in the morning" Although, it doesn't matter what you end up calling it, it's a great poem! MC
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Date: 11/1/2013 10:33:00 AM
Clever fellow! I should have tried that with my first wife*lol*
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Date: 10/29/2013 3:54:00 PM
Great one! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! That headache excuse has GOT to go.......I'm a good girl.....Don't use that one...he may! ;) HA HA HA HA! HUGS
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Date: 10/28/2013 11:54:00 AM
This is your kind of stuff! So funny, so sarcastic. Thanks for sharing.
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Date: 10/28/2013 5:04:00 AM
Cute one..Sara
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Date: 10/28/2013 4:55:00 AM
ha ha this is so funny and yet sad on another level lol xx
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Date: 10/27/2013 8:14:00 PM
Now why didn't I think of that lol, you're on a writing roll aint yer Sis, nothing for ages and then along like buses haha. Take care Richard
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Date: 10/27/2013 6:44:00 PM
That's a funny one...a story from personal experience?
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Date: 10/27/2013 6:11:00 PM
A witty write! Ken
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Date: 10/27/2013 5:13:00 PM
ha! hilarious!
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