A Tip To Menkind

He popped two tablets in the sleeping wife's mouth
she awoke with a start, a scream and a pout
"Why did you do that?  I've not a headache, my dear."
"Aha, exactly what Papa wants to hear."
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Lamoureux Avatar
November 24, 2013 at 8:02 PM
Yep still funny!
Dietrich Avatar
November 24, 2013 at 2:39 PM
hahaha. Shortest funniest one I've seen all day.
Anglesey Avatar
November 21, 2013 at 9:02 AM
Very fun and clever to read :)
Seal Avatar
November 13, 2013 at 7:55 PM
Hi Sis, came along to see if you have anything new up, just to find you slipped this one in lol, oh you changed the title, you'll give me headache you will, then i guess you'll pop two tablets in me mouth hahaha, I know your game lol. Great new title. Take care, Richard
Ellison Avatar
November 11, 2013 at 3:14 PM
LOL Yup! Definitely two of a kind! Got a big tickle out of this one my dear dear Licia!!! Woo hoo! Love and smooches, Jack xox
Tacito Avatar
November 10, 2013 at 8:42 AM
HA! That's just amusing as hell. Thankfully, I've never had to worry about a scenario like this. Awesome stuff!
Sathasivam Avatar
November 10, 2013 at 6:42 AM
Excellent. Hilarious write. Enjoyed. Tfs
Lamoureux Avatar
November 10, 2013 at 4:15 AM
You are up late Licia. I enjoyed reading this one again.
Duggan Avatar
November 8, 2013 at 4:51 AM
Well written Licia, it brought a smile to my face...peter
Neels Avatar
November 7, 2013 at 6:39 AM
lol why you giving the men ideas Licia? hehehe enjoyed your wit this afternoon :) *hugs*
Trifiatis Avatar
November 6, 2013 at 12:50 AM
I think, if for a title you really look, " The Headache" is the answer! A charming and witty poem that "Menkind" would be grateful to you my dear, Licia! Thank you!
Jones Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 7:31 PM
Ahhh. Smart guy...and cute poem....
Mc Mills-Cooper Avatar
November 1, 2013 at 8:29 PM
LOL!!! This is a good one!!! Very clever indeed! I'd call it "Take Two Pills..." After "Take two pills and call me in the morning" Although, it doesn't matter what you end up calling it, it's a great poem! MC
Lamoureux Avatar
November 1, 2013 at 10:33 AM
Clever fellow! I should have tried that with my first wife*lol*
Manassian Avatar
October 29, 2013 at 3:54 PM
Great one! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! That headache excuse has GOT to go.......I'm a good girl.....Don't use that one...he may! ;) HA HA HA HA! HUGS
Matose Avatar
October 28, 2013 at 11:54 AM
This is your kind of stuff! So funny, so sarcastic. Thanks for sharing.
Kendrick Avatar
October 28, 2013 at 5:04 AM
Cute one..Sara
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
October 28, 2013 at 4:55 AM
ha ha this is so funny and yet sad on another level lol xx
Seal Avatar
October 27, 2013 at 8:14 PM
Now why didn't I think of that lol, you're on a writing roll aint yer Sis, nothing for ages and then along like buses haha. Take care Richard
Fisher Avatar
October 27, 2013 at 6:44 PM
That's a funny one...a story from personal experience?
Carroll Avatar
October 27, 2013 at 6:11 PM
A witty write! Ken
Bauer Avatar
October 27, 2013 at 5:13 PM
ha! hilarious!
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