Short Thumped Poems

The was a young golfer whose mother
Constantly around him would flutter.
All over each green,
Her antics were seen,
Until he thumped her with his putter!

2 April 2013....

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I once met a monkey,
the monkeys name was Humphrey.
Humphrey did confront me,
he did it bold and bluntly.
What happend next I haven't a clue.... the grumpy monkey thumped me....

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While playing the card game “Euchre”
The phrase you've been “Trumped” causes furor
Yanks have been thumped
Or perhaps “Trumped”
It's not just a card game, it's much crueler...

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Fear before love; tis ever
A street's heart-thumped view.
Abhorrence, through which a smile
Cracking, may burst through.

That which trembles, before dawn
Verging, tree-shaded
Its more than likely in awe.
For whom light does shed....

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I am so dejected and stumped
On zoom (OMG) I’ve been dumped
There now is no doubt
The secret is out
My ego has truly been thumped

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Inspired by Andrea's Buzzword poem
© 13th March 2022...

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What Am I
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Dad, thumped a warning!
Silence, now pronounced.
Smelt, a red patch crawling.
A future death announced!
What am I?


The field dead, now haunted.
The thumping did suffice.
The patch stood, up sauntered.
A thumping way of saving life!
What am I?...

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You've been tricked
     and you don't even know it
You got played
     'cause you're dumber than a slow wit
Satan used you like a chump
     on the ground your head got thumped
And you skidded and burned your rump
     such a wicked fall when you got dumped
Now you're just an understudy corpse-to-be
     buried in your role as Satan's patsy...

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Maybe, I was starting to think that
I didn't miss you as much as I thought.
But then I saw your name.
It was just suddenly there.

And my breath caught,
Heart stopped,
Chest thumped,
Knees locked,
Eyes stung,
Mouth shut,
Head ached,
Tongue stuck,
Hand flinched,
Toes curled,
Skin froze,
Blood burned.

Who am I trying to kid?
I miss you more than ever....

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Today i will cry 
My old self has died
The air asks why?
Ill say he never tried

When whispers wrote his story
He sailed out in great glory
But sorrow sent off a sorry 
Now anger is for me

Tge sun was never brighter
When we lost a fighter
The chapters keep closing 
Your life has no lighter

Tears will clog your heart
Only hatred will come up
Without even some luck 
Managed to become thumped...

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Now stand still and take the oath
define your choices by their trace
as this is the one and final case.
Fears are melting with confusion
a Kafkaesque pursuit for redemption
finding the end will be the exception.
''Guilty as charged''! Voices crawl
a door is thumped and people brawl
a Kafkaesque sharing of fortunes.
Lost consciences are passing the gates
where flaming light still awaits
to divide the Kafkaesque instincts of freedom....

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‘BINGO’

I waited and waited, my heart thumped like mad,

I didn’t know whether to be glad, or sad.

Terrified my voice would leave me, and go,

I still waited, each ball came out so slow,

With each ball the man picked up,

I thought this one will bring me luck,

On and on, ball after ball

All I needed was ball number 25.

I could hardly breath, I had tears in my eyes,

All I needed to make that call,

For £200,000 was one little white ball....

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Jack Frost 





Jam packed vehicles on ice laden road,
Angst and harsh voices rising aboard,
Chill of winter as if gone astray,
Killer Jack must be on his way,

Frozen hearts thumped in scare,
Ran amidst the thick snow layer, 
Once recall those crazy tales and myths,
Songs of boy who bit noses to give a chill,
Time defined him a harbinger of weather !! 



Written Dec 4th, 2015
For contest by Shadow

Awarded 7th place win...

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Irish Witch rode her Celtic self into the fray
Singing Irish ditties that made other’s hair turn gray
Confidence on high, she showed them all up for sure
Dublin’s most notorious witch was full of nature pure.

How do you know it is she? Asked a leprechaun.
Paddy thumped his head and asked “what planet are you on?
Her face is the map of Ireland; look at her freckles and ginger hair.
Don’t ever ask again if you want to live your old age fair.”...

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If you want my ex girlfriend, she's up for grabs.
But if you sleep with her, you will get the Crabs.
It's possible that you may get Herpes too.
Sleeping with her is a stupid thing to do.
I caught her in bed with my cousin and I thumped her.
She sleeps with a lot of men, that's why I dumped her.
I'm giving you valuable advice so you'd better listen to me.
If you seduce my ex girlfriend, you are sure to get an STD.

(This is a fictional poem)...

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‘BINGO’

I waited and waited, my heart thumped like mad,

I didn’t know whether to be glad, or sad.

Terrified my voice would leave me, and go,

I still waited, each ball came out so slow,

With each ball the man picked up,

I thought this one will bring me luck,

On and on, ball after ball

All I needed was ball number 25.

I could hardly Breath, I had tears in my eyes,

All I needed to make that call,

For £200,000 was one little white ball....

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Who would have thought Teresa May
Would ever make a nation sway
A snap election she did call
No one thought she'd have the gaul

Denying that she ever would
Everyone knowing that she could
She often comes over as being strong
Perhaps she has this one wrong

Counting down till the eighth of June
Will the country see a blue moon
Anything can happen at the vote
Heading to the polls do take note

Look what happened America trumped
A surprising turn may see her thumped...

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Clip it Mop it Loved Gallagher’s Pocket
Inside ready to hide …. Lucy’s Locket

Clip it Mop it was the bad sort of bloke
Bullying others said it was a joke.

Strip it Clock it and I had had enough
We thumped CM, decided to get tough

Clip it Mop it ran to get Boomerang
They came back with silly jangly clang clang

So we ran off to snag Buster B. Jake
If we got him the other team would shake.

Buster had already joined Clip it Mop
I faked a seizure and started to flop...

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Young Bambi had found a new friend
And hoped his bad luck would now end,
But sadly, the skunk
With hair like a Punk
Wore scent which was prone to offend.

To add to his growing dismay
A boisterous buck came his way.
He thumped on the ground
With thunderous sound
And rabbited on every day!



08/12/18

A quick summary of the Disney storyline by way of explanation- Bambi's mother is killed by hunters and he is befriended by several forest creatures.
A 'buck' is a male rabbit....

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