Short Tester Poems

crash tester
heartless helmet
knock knock
boo
is
the
who
crying
?...

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Severance Pay

His job as Guillotine Tester was short lived.


10/12/2016

for Live or death one liner contest...

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Its long way but shorter, 
easy way to reach faster,
do it today avoid later, 
Never delay make it faster,
Hearsay never counter,
Always is a trickster,
Stay away never tester,
You hey take foster,
 One day gonna be greater,...

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Here lies ring doughnut tester, Drew
He bit off more than he could chew.
To sweeten lives was his main goal;
His parting leaves a gaping hole!



13.04.19


 An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh 2 Poetry Contest: sponsored by Jesse Rowe...

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Your special mushroom soup is brewing.
The witches were cackling.
And giving me funny looks.

You are our taste-tester
The oldest, toothless one said.
I readily nodded.

Thinking they would have to
release me from these well-tied ropes
so I could hold a utensil.

Not realizing they aimed
to spoon feed me.
My mistake....

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A tester of limits,
he reaches beyond
all that resembles
a tie or a bond
to the life whence he came,
and the center he held.
He leaves before sunrise,
character swelled.

With self as his compass,
and mind as his map,
through wood he doth journey,
takes bait from the trap.
A matter of months,
and freedom’s been reached,
beautiful blueberries,
immunity breached....

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When I got something mean to say I keep it in here,
Where I know you can't hear, 
Because I'm aware of your feelings, 
I don't like to crush, 
Maybe to hurt, 
Yes it's my intentions, 
But it's how you kicked me to the dirt, 
You say you still want to be friends, 
I'll keep my side not to hurt you with my rhythm or rhyme, 
But don't call me mic and you better stop being the tester, 
This ain't no joke I'm no jester...

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He is the baked bean tester
And he works the graveyard shift
He isn’t very fragrant
Now I think you’ve got the drift

For he’s frequently exploding
All the people call him names
And it’s ever so important
He avoids all naked flames

His underpants bear witness
Each emission leaves a blot
But they’ll be back on tomorrow
They’re the only pair he’s got

Each Friday it’s his bath night
He lies soaking, feeling snoozy
Relaxes rectal muscles
To create his own Jacuzzi...

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