Short Telemarketers Poems
Short Telemarketers Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Telemarketers by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Telemarketers by length and keyword.
Do Not Call
If you want to stop telemarketers
from calling your cell phone,
just dial this toll free number
and they'll leave you alone
*
888 382 1222
*...
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Categories:
telemarketers, angst,
Form:
Rhyme
Telemarketers
i have no one to fight with
so i call back telemarketers
hoping they won't hang up
when i start talking shit.
i miss you.
i stay in my bed,
stay in my head,
stay in my bed
just one more day,
i swear....
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Categories:
telemarketers, anger, break up, feelings, i miss you,
Form:
Free verse
The Telemarketers
You’re loathsome in your pertinacious ways.
Your courtesy goes and your rudeness stays.
Can’t you find other means to make money?
You’re a big nuisance, and it’s not funny!
I don’t want to buy what you have for sale.
If you call back again, I’ll kick your tail!...
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Categories:
telemarketers, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Who Cares
Who Cares?
Who cares…
When loved ones with dementia go missing and resources caregivers lack
When the poor are given a handout, not a helping hand to get on track
When lying scammers and telemarketers, seniors cannot hold back
And one bad decision results in suicide or homicide following a hack?...
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Categories:
telemarketers, age, america, caregiving, feelings, grief, satire, society,
Form:
Free verse
Skills
I've never learned to change a tire.
It's not a skill I wish to acquire.
If stuck I'm always going to hire..
Also, can't change my car's oil,
perhaps I was a bit spoiled.
Cooking I botch, even with foil..
Couldn't dance til I took aerobics.
I've always been math a phobic.
Don't have the patience to be stoic..
There's just one skill I'd like to hone,
speak Chinese on the phone, so
telemarketer's will leave me alone......
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Categories:
telemarketers, self,
Form:
Light Verse