Skills

I've never learned to change a tire. It's not a skill I wish to acquire. If stuck I'm always going to hire.. Also, can't change my car's oil, perhaps I was a bit spoiled. Cooking I botch, even with foil.. Couldn't dance til I took aerobics. I've always been math a phobic. Don't have the patience to be stoic.. There's just one skill I'd like to hone, speak Chinese on the phone, so telemarketer's will leave me alone...