Short Teenie Poems

Travel light.
Bring a bite.
And a toothbrush.

Wired for sound
when off the ground.
And factor fifty.

Itsy bitsy teenie weenie
yellow polka dot bikini.
And a towel.

Will pick you up.
Have a cup.
And hit the beach....

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Dachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie

Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Weenie
Weenie

Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie

Proportionally, a male Dachshund has a:
Teenie
Weenie
(But size isn't everything)

Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eeenie
Weenie......

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Powerful Weapons Systems
Marvels of Technology
Vast Communication Networks
Fabulously Wealthy Financiers
The Latest in Robotic Technology
The Greatest Minds of our Times   
             All Aligned
               against
   an itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie
                 bug...

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Once upon a time there was a teeny beanie.
He had a long beard and his name was McFeenie.
That’s peach fuzz, said a monster-like genie.
I’m not sure about that, but he is a bit teeny.
Well his name is Teeny Beanie, said queenie.
McFeenie shook him out long, and we renamed him leanie....

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Sunshine is fun time.
We start the car, go far.

First stop beach shop.
I scream for ice cream.

Itsy bitsy teenie weenie
yellow polka dot bikini.

Jump in for a swim.
Beach ball, we all fall.

Skin save as we sun bathe
Sun set, all get in car.

Back home, good roam.
Night night, sleep tight....

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It is skimpy
But not indecent
It looks fabulous on a pre-teen
But do not get any ideas
Because that would be creepy

Old women look better in a one piece
And if they are wide they sometimes do better with a skirt
Bikinis are not for everyone
But when I see a yellow polka dotted one,
Look out.

My singing voice comes out
And I am no Brian Hyland...

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