Short Tax Poems
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Topi Wala Jga
Aba daba
Topi vala Jga
Dab kharaba
Aba daba
Lagar baga
Topi wala Jga.
Note. Pindo TJ tax, extortion vala jaga.
I once was a little bit lax,
Failing to pay my income tax.
There is no need to guess,
I then faced the IRS;
Was sent to prison to relax.
Biden spent my taxes on me
Now I pay it all back plus three
Its crazy I know
But that's how things go
When Government say something's free!
David Cameron’s should stand down for his deputy to take over
He makes and validates the tax laws,
What about his character and moral fibre?
There was a young math whiz named Egbert
Who fancied himself a tax expert
Touting tax tips he tried
Till terribly tongue-tied
Never more will he overexert
I received a letter from the IRS
According to them, I’ve been overly blessed
No tax return
I’ve come to learn
Will come and go, unpunished, at this address
Can't follow 1040 instructions?
Need help claiming all those deductions?
Trump knows what you need
Is not chicken feed
But his lawyers skilled in seductions
Donald Trump rejected Gal-Up poll
Reporting it "was pure hyperbole
"To be honest with you
There is naught I can do
My tax returns fell down that Black Hole!
Income tax season
Is no reason
For utter despair
Pulling your hair
Shedding a tear
Out of fear
You’ll be broke --
Like most folk!
written January 31, 2022
There once were some Senators in office
Approving taxes that really cost us
But when an audit was done
The Senators had paid none
These crooks are adding to our losses
Heads ache from here to Tazmania.
It’s the economic condition –
Politicians lack contrition.
Tax-mania affects the crania.
Ó November 17, 2011
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Luke was asked to pay a luxury tax
Or else the clerk would confiscate his sax
On the verge of fury
Luke chilled, said, 'Don't worry'
'That sax? ~ merely a harmless, blunt-edge axe
A Soul-Tax Senryu
Pay Bad Workers Get
The Wages of Sin Is Death
Severance Paycheck
(Rom. 6: 23)
Written & Copyrighted ©: 10/24/2013
by: MoonBee Canady
A sly squirrel peddled bright tulips with glee,
But his cash stash was shady as can be.
The IRS came—what a fright!
He buried his bucks overnight,
Now he’s rich… in acorns, tax-free!
America will be great said the man
Starting with a reduced income tax plan
Nothing but a huge joke
He is just a dumb bloke
His reformed tax break I am not a fan
12/23/18
(Female, Size 8, any stone)
If it does not require
People like Donald Trump
And corporations
Like General Electric
To pay Taxes to support
Operation of the federal
Government of the USA
Then it is NOT, "Tax Reform"
It is just "Fake News"!
Form:
Head for the Tills
It's suggested Uk raise tax on treats
Outpricing salty and sugary eats
Go head for the tills
Bag all of your thrills
Afore the prices are too high to meet.
15th July 2021
Few Like The Tax Man
Miracle Man
5/26/2023
I come from a small town named Shuster,
my father was the property tax adjuster.
He was always working late,
Toward him was much hate.
so when queried on taxes he’d filibuster.
Filing your taxes is not much fun.
Do it right so it will be done.
Your money is gone now.
You should've bought a cow.
Beef is better than having none.
Teresa Skyles
Entered in Carolyn Devonshire's"Tax time"contest
Paul Hogan now..A battler thats true' tall tails and long days,
The crocks could tell you.. Also' painter on the bridge
Over Sydney town, tested and tried.' Yet still not bested.' The taxman wanted to make him
Pay up' yet in the end?? Houges; just shot 'em down.'!
Tax Increase
Miracle Man
(From my archives)
Most who believe in wealth sharing,
Generally have their eyes on another’s wealth.
I strongly believe in sharing, and do,
but I also believe that I should be the one
who decides who I share it with;
There was a man from Halifax
Refused to do his income tax
They tossed him out
Without a doubt
Too bad his fun perks got the axe
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Submitted on April 19, 2021 for contest ALL YOURS (APR 20) sponsored by BRIAN STRAND - RANKED 1ST
taxes
financial charge
direct or indirect
exacted by our legislate
body
Trump says that the best way to spoil it
Is flush tax returns down the toilet*
But the IRS said
You'll be deep in the red
Fish 'em out and make sure you boil it!
* Trump's White House staff report
that Trump had a penchant for
tearing, flushing - and retrieving -
documents from the toilet
It’s coming, that time of the year,
to do up my taxes, I fear.
I shake with great fright
and toil through the night.
What’s owed is becoming too clear.
I regret the money I’ve spent
on food and the lights and the rent.
My cat needs a job;
a bank I may rob.
‘Twill do me no good to dissent.
Female - garnet