Short Specialized Poems

He was known by his nickname 'Shifty' Lars

   Who specialized in stealing brand-new cars

      He'd never get caught

         (Or, that's what he thought)

            He's now serving ten to life behind bars...

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There was once a Swiss clock-maker named Brachs

   Who specialized in making cuckoo clocks

      But with age he'd lost his touch

         He went cuckoo inasmuch

            Striving to keep ticks in sync with the tocks...

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GRACE is neither earned nor deserved

IN the grand scheme of things, all need grace

FAVOR is very similar to grace

TECHNICALLY, God's grace is generalized,
                      and His favor is specialized

SALVATION through Christ is indeed a gift

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There once was a thief from Indiana
Who specialized in stealing bananas---
   He was lithe and thin
   And moved like the wind---
In a monkey-themed yellow bandana

He struck when it was least suspected
Stunning each victim he selected---
   Quickly in and out
   They had no time to shout---
Darn monkey!  I'll have you dissected!...

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i can be the misty morning savior of your worry
allow me to be the medicine that will ease the stress of your hurry

skies become clearer and clouds will be fewer
particular traditions become more scarce and true intentions will appear newer

open your all to the new life smell of this present day
let the rejuvenated zest of this specialized spirit lead you a new and improved way...

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A visit to Doctor Upyers' Medical Clinic was approached with trembling and dread!

Most folks would rather be fishing or have an appointment with their dentist instead!

Oh no! He wasn't trained in the fields of audiology, cardiology or cosmetology.

You see, at his Bottoms Up Clinic he specialized in the practice of proctology!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...

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I took a course in professional lying
under a professor specialized in advanced lying.

I told my girlfriend a lie,
but she chucked me

I told a lie to my employer,
but I lost my job
	
I wrote a lie in examinations
but I got  below average

I applied a lie in chemical experiment
but I got  the factory blew up

I was blamed right and left
but I was only doing internship in lying....

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A mother’s thank you brings tears to your eyes.
It comes straight from the heart.
A mother’s thank you is specialized
Right from the very start.

She loves and she protects
She comforts through the night.
She wipes away the tears
And makes everything all right.

A mother’s thank you is coated with love
And hugs and chocolate kisses.
A mother’s thank you brings happiness
And all of your fondest wishes...

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May God bless you all time around 
Alike the love-owned leftover redundant 
Creating the consciousness of conscience 
And growing the powerful confidence 

If you are specialized by love and indefinite 
It must hatch to yield outcome differences 
No matter how unseen presence he dwells in 
The songs rising in true Love may hear the sense 
 
May God bless you all time around 
Alike the galaxies following the sun
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Solomon’s secretive solemn sassy sensuous servants and songbirds
Solicited serious Somalian solutions simultaneously with South African,
Southeast Asian, South Dakota, and South America.  Squiffy, squirmy
Spiny specialized swordfish sent spiraling soon soared with sticky, 
Silly starfish wearing stiletto heels.  Surfboarders supposedly stepped
Over stormy streams to strip submarginal substances from slippery surfaces.
Sadly some suspected subterfuge....

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My frog calmly has his orange pekoe tea said Stew. 
Remainder of the pot is sitting right next to him too.
Will he share with me? No. But he might share with you.
He is pouting today because I hid his hat and his shoe. 

Sitting beside a tiny brook, that makes his life complete
He eats tidily, even his flies are bite sized, totally neat.
I know he has specialized crackers that are spiced with sweet.
If you ask politely, he may give you part of his treat....

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I used to love People Magazine
Which may be why I am still getting it
Delivered to my house thirty years later

I stare at the strangers on the cover
Flip through pages about people I do not know
I want a specialized magazine

We will call it Old People Magazine
It will feature people I know
Cher, Tina Turner, Eddie Murphy

But if we named it Old People Magazine
Would I be the only subscriber?
Probably.

Better name it
Sassy Seasoned Stars
or Crones and Codgers...

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