Old People Magazine Please

I used to love People Magazine Which may be why I am still getting it Delivered to my house thirty years later I stare at the strangers on the cover Flip through pages about people I do not know I want a specialized magazine We will call it Old People Magazine It will feature people I know Cher, Tina Turner, Eddie Murphy But if we named it Old People Magazine Would I be the only subscriber? Probably. Better name it Sassy Seasoned Stars or Crones and Codgers