Short Spanked Poems

TOM HANKS

Tom Hanks
got spanked


04/08/2016...

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Young boy mouthy
talked ugly so,
Mammy spanked him!...

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Bored, look at hand 
Naughty chimp
Spanked the monkey


© 2000...

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Children raised with discipline
Parents spanked and praised 
Summa Cum Laude...

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cat climbed Christmas tree
you should see all the debree
had been spanked by me...

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They wanted a name that was trendy
And thought maybe "Cindy" or "Mindy"
Spanked at the start
Out popped a fart
So everyone knew she was, "Wendy"...

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Tariffs spanked my 401k
The shank-the-ball king had to say:
I will never flub
I’ve used the right club
Just check out my lie on this play...

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"Esfah awi ya maaly el basha." I playfully begged.
"It's okay." He breathed on my neck as he spanked one of my soft thighs.
Kept pleading my apology while taking it all in....

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"Aywa niq kusy ya habibi," I softly spoke while spread out.
"Sharmouta magnoona!" He spanked her bottom with a shout.
She sighed as she realized he is all she's thought about....

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At birth I was spanked to ensure breathing
Later poetry enhanced life's meaning
The first a violent act
The latter a peaceful fact
Special part of life that keeps me beaming...

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Relied On Being Purified

On things God sent,  we have relied,
Prayers to Him did make us purified;
Us never spanked;
For Son thanked;
After flowers died we cried and cried.

Jim Horn...

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Garbage Bins

I recommend garbage bins outside to 
be spanked, but ...
not publicly. Why? Because 
they stink! Roaches and 
blow flies might 
uphold, defend that action of 
spanking.
...

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She held a secret slight fetish and, she loved to be spanked..
It made her feel alive inside; she would cry as wet the sheets
Of silk whereupon her beauty did lay; fragrant, palms fulfilling
Gushing streams in swelling dreams a need she'd plead, please....

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If death comes 
with cold hands
damped by lusts 
sour sorrow spanked
to drench you
I'll sword pull

chop those hands
bake bounty band
serve your breakfast 

death be warned
less be pawn
to lovers' sworn

can't share her
even with her. 
     19:11:11:12:05...

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smile seeped'n acme
crushed by punctured
moaning metamorphoses met
rustic switch rent

grotesque grips gaunt
tumbling twain taunt
oozing odds sprout

saucy sauce swell
damped smirking dressed
felon fosters fell
 
smile's salient reincarnation
spanked saucy alakazam.
    20:01:18:11:11...

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     'Rub-a-dub-dub
       Thanks for the grub
     God’s neat; Let’s eat!'

     Back in the day
        a prayer we would say
     at camp, but never at home

     At home we’d get spanked
        if we pulled such a prank 
     Or forced to 'take a long walk
        ~ off a very short plank!’
...

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face like string
gaunt guitar split
rustic rhythm bleeds
gaze gore breeds
hoisted hollow dug
by leering lust

limbs like sequoia
bounty breeze's destroyer
nocturnal nature's lawyer

callous curves canvass
attention into trance
stark emotions spanked

I, punctured priest
porous puke spree.
      '20:02:16:09:56...

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oozing feelings fostered
burdening bounty blunder
eerie emotions scribbled
as dark dribbles
over felon fallacy
seeped'n smirking beauty

fiery gaze feigns
turbulent torrent's trance;
wielded worn waves

emotions daring damp
strained soapy trance
saucy feelings spanked

mushy surges melt
hasty hankering crept.
     '20:02:13:15:20...

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callous crimson crept
etching crisp crest
hanky' surges sworn
plied pulpy pawn
dark dribbles reincarnated
rusty reels cremated

felon flames moan
cussing cupped clone
bruised biddings thrown

loquacious wind wielded
spanked saucy shredded
hewn syllables welded

tuned taunted tiers
of the fire.
'20:04:03:18:54

Note: Of The Fire....

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callous crimson crept
etching crisp crest
hanky' surges sworn
plied pulpy pawn
dark dribbles reincarnated
rusty reels cremated

felon flames moan
cussing cupped clone
bruised biddings thrown

loquacious wind wielded
spanked saucy shredded
hewn syllables welded

tuned taunted tiers
of the fire.
'20:04:03:18:54

Note: Of The Fire....

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pulpy passion pruned
by busty boo
embroidered with guts
scrunching seasonal lust
alchemistic aura aided
blur bits braided

tainted traces tarred
toppled through tracks
haughty emotions spanked

saucy salivic surges
squashing vile verses
damped desires girly 

temperate torrent tuning 
punctured passion puking. 
       19:11:12:15:20...

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moaning rhythm reels
vying voluptuous creed
seeped'n saucy jazz
callous concerto spanked
saucy saline liquid 
dribbling dark fiddles

tactic tune birthed
lusting after lurch
breeding bounty verge

felon feelings perceived
rusty rhythm's relief
fostering fondling fills

mystic emotions metamorphose
lofty love bought.
      '20:02:24:15:13...

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eerie syllables spanked
by tainted trance
nocturnal nature puked
bounty boo blew
hoisting haggard rhymes
porous perfection chided 

life like limb
lusty labium crippled
vying velocity tripped

dark days damped
traced gullible dance
drooling death pat 

pulpy pen dripped
lost lanky ink.
      '20:03:04:16:02

Note: Dedicated to John Donne...

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smirks drip dances
seeped'n rustic rhythm
birthing moaning melody
spanked by surges
airy ambiguity fostered
callous concerto register

punctured piano pulses
riveting reeling rises
squashing sassy capillaries

then haughty halt
diminuendo digs gore
perforating pulpy pores

hoisted hankering fart:
callous emotions' cart.
      '20:02:22:11:22...

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My neighbour friend? His life is through -
He bit off more than he could chew: 
His teenage daughter caused much grief -
Dropped out and got knocked up, in brief -
Dad lost his cool and spanked her! Twice! -
Recorded on a smart device. 
She called the cops and they drove him
Straight to the bad dad asylum. 

April 1, 2023

On Wendy Watson’s Snappy Ending...

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