Short Spanked Poems
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They wanted a name that was trendy
And thought maybe "Cindy" or "Mindy"
Spanked at the start
Out popped a fart
So everyone knew she was, "Wendy"
Categories:
spanked, baby,
Form:
Limerick
Tariffs spanked my 401k
The shank-the-ball king had to say:
I will never flub
I’ve used the right club
Just check out my lie on this play
Categories:
spanked, golf, success,
Form:
Limerick
"Esfah awi ya maaly el basha." I playfully begged.
"It's okay." He breathed on my neck as he spanked one of my soft thighs.
Kept pleading my apology while taking it all in.
Categories:
spanked, arabic, dedication, first love, language, lust, sensual,
Form:
Sijo
"Aywa niq kusy ya habibi," I softly spoke while spread out.
"Sharmouta magnoona!" He spanked her bottom with a shout.
She sighed as she realized he is all she's thought about.
Categories:
spanked, dedication, first love, lust, passion, sensual, sexy,
Form:
Sijo
At birth I was spanked to ensure breathing
Later poetry enhanced life's meaning
The first a violent act
The latter a peaceful fact
Special part of life that keeps me beaming
Categories:
spanked, birth, happiness, life, meaningful, poetry, writing,
Form:
Limerick
Relied On Being Purified
On things God sent, we have relied,
Prayers to Him did make us purified;
Us never spanked;
For Son thanked;
After flowers died we cried and cried.
Jim Horn
Categories:
spanked, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Garbage Bins
I recommend garbage bins outside to
be spanked, but ...
not publicly. Why? Because
they stink! Roaches and
blow flies might
uphold, defend that action of
spanking.
Categories:
spanked, humor,
Form:
Free verse
She held a secret slight fetish and, she loved to be spanked..
It made her feel alive inside; she would cry as wet the sheets
Of silk whereupon her beauty did lay; fragrant, palms fulfilling
Gushing streams in swelling dreams a need she'd plead, please.
Categories:
spanked, angel, baby, caregiving,
Form:
Free verse
If death comes
with cold hands
damped by lusts
sour sorrow spanked
to drench you
I'll sword pull
chop those hands
bake bounty band
serve your breakfast
death be warned
less be pawn
to lovers' sworn
can't share her
even with her.
19:11:11:12:05
Categories:
spanked, love,
Form:
Sonnet
smile seeped'n acme
crushed by punctured
moaning metamorphoses met
rustic switch rent
grotesque grips gaunt
tumbling twain taunt
oozing odds sprout
saucy sauce swell
damped smirking dressed
felon fosters fell
smile's salient reincarnation
spanked saucy alakazam.
20:01:18:11:11
Categories:
spanked, dark,
Form:
Sonnet
'Rub-a-dub-dub
Thanks for the grub
God’s neat; Let’s eat!'
Back in the day
a prayer we would say
at camp, but never at home
At home we’d get spanked
if we pulled such a prank
Or forced to 'take a long walk
~ off a very short plank!’
Categories:
spanked, home, humor, nostalgia, prayer,
Form:
Rhyme
face like string
gaunt guitar split
rustic rhythm bleeds
gaze gore breeds
hoisted hollow dug
by leering lust
limbs like sequoia
bounty breeze's destroyer
nocturnal nature's lawyer
callous curves canvass
attention into trance
stark emotions spanked
I, punctured priest
porous puke spree.
'20:02:16:09:56
Categories:
spanked, allegory, love,
Form:
Sonnet
oozing feelings fostered
burdening bounty blunder
eerie emotions scribbled
as dark dribbles
over felon fallacy
seeped'n smirking beauty
fiery gaze feigns
turbulent torrent's trance;
wielded worn waves
emotions daring damp
strained soapy trance
saucy feelings spanked
mushy surges melt
hasty hankering crept.
'20:02:13:15:20
Categories:
spanked, allegory,
Form:
Sonnet
callous crimson crept
etching crisp crest
hanky' surges sworn
plied pulpy pawn
dark dribbles reincarnated
rusty reels cremated
felon flames moan
cussing cupped clone
bruised biddings thrown
loquacious wind wielded
spanked saucy shredded
hewn syllables welded
tuned taunted tiers
of the fire.
'20:04:03:18:54
Note: Of The Fire.
Categories:
spanked, fire,
Form:
Sonnet
callous crimson crept
etching crisp crest
hanky' surges sworn
plied pulpy pawn
dark dribbles reincarnated
rusty reels cremated
felon flames moan
cussing cupped clone
bruised biddings thrown
loquacious wind wielded
spanked saucy shredded
hewn syllables welded
tuned taunted tiers
of the fire.
'20:04:03:18:54
Note: Of The Fire.
Categories:
spanked, fire,
Form:
Sonnet
pulpy passion pruned
by busty boo
embroidered with guts
scrunching seasonal lust
alchemistic aura aided
blur bits braided
tainted traces tarred
toppled through tracks
haughty emotions spanked
saucy salivic surges
squashing vile verses
damped desires girly
temperate torrent tuning
punctured passion puking.
19:11:12:15:20
Categories:
spanked, passion,
Form:
Lyric
moaning rhythm reels
vying voluptuous creed
seeped'n saucy jazz
callous concerto spanked
saucy saline liquid
dribbling dark fiddles
tactic tune birthed
lusting after lurch
breeding bounty verge
felon feelings perceived
rusty rhythm's relief
fostering fondling fills
mystic emotions metamorphose
lofty love bought.
'20:02:24:15:13
Categories:
spanked, allegory,
Form:
Sonnet
eerie syllables spanked
by tainted trance
nocturnal nature puked
bounty boo blew
hoisting haggard rhymes
porous perfection chided
life like limb
lusty labium crippled
vying velocity tripped
dark days damped
traced gullible dance
drooling death pat
pulpy pen dripped
lost lanky ink.
'20:03:04:16:02
Note: Dedicated to John Donne
Categories:
spanked, hero,
Form:
Sonnet
smirks drip dances
seeped'n rustic rhythm
birthing moaning melody
spanked by surges
airy ambiguity fostered
callous concerto register
punctured piano pulses
riveting reeling rises
squashing sassy capillaries
then haughty halt
diminuendo digs gore
perforating pulpy pores
hoisted hankering fart:
callous emotions' cart.
'20:02:22:11:22
Categories:
spanked, allegory,
Form:
Sonnet
My neighbour friend? His life is through -
He bit off more than he could chew:
His teenage daughter caused much grief -
Dropped out and got knocked up, in brief -
Dad lost his cool and spanked her! Twice! -
Recorded on a smart device.
She called the cops and they drove him
Straight to the bad dad asylum.
April 1, 2023
On Wendy Watson’s Snappy Ending
Categories:
spanked, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
pruned passions bled
clutching callous crest
felon fills fetched
dark dances decked
hoity hankers squashed
taunted thrills trashed
wet wits wanky
sassy sips sugary
nauseating nocturnal nitty
spanked syllables wept
drenching drooling depth
ballsy hollow belched
lusty length lent
porous punctures spent.
'20:03:23:12:34
Note: Dedicated to Aeschylus.
Categories:
spanked, hero,
Form:
Sonnet
And then we have Red Riding Hood
That girl was sure up to no good
For she laid a trail
Her granny to nail
By a wolf as she knew he would
Then this little girl had the nerve
From everything I could observe
To have him done in
Because of his grin
She didn’t get what she deserved
No, she got her very own story
A heroine in all her glory
Instead of thanked
She should have been spanked
For it was a story too gory
Categories:
spanked, death, girl,
Form:
Limerick
Some little bastards TPed my house and my yard.
I put them over my Knees and spanked them hard.
They ran home and told their moms and pops.
Thirty minutes later I was arrested by some cops.
I spent Halloween night behind bars.
Those kids returned and egged my car.
They also left a flaming bag of poop at my door.
They vandalised my house but at least their butts were sore.
(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)
Categories:
spanked, childhood, funny, holiday, house, halloween, house,
Form:
Rhyme
We burned a bunch of matches
My buddy Dane and me
Then we burned an outhouse up
The smell was way ugly!
Next we burned a little shed.
Was not me, we fibbed notoriously together.
Then we burned my sister’s clothes
Because she had worn my favorite sweater
My grandpa spanked us both hard as he could.
This is the days when neighbors would
Get together and give all the kids a licking.
He also gave us both a kicking.
Categories:
spanked, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
Dad,
my name sake,
you taught me so much.
“Tobble” meant fair to middlin’
and you were tobble patient;
you taught me to drive
and spanked me
once.
Smart
the fixer
was intuitive;
“pert near” meant almost
and you pert near built our house.
Mom called you - her tinkerer,
experimental
but truly
safe.
Strong
hearty laugh,
"peak ed" meant sickly
and cancer left you peak ed.
Christmas 1989
you passed the torch on,
peaceful and
sure.
Categories:
spanked, father,
Form:
Verse