Short Solicitor Poems

An incredibly bad cartoon
Shows the wife beneath a tycoon
Though inopportune
She will see at noon
Solicitor Peter Balloon...

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My favourite steno, Sibyl
(No one else can read her scribble)
Has declined to wed
Our Legal Team Head
Solicitor Wilt N. Dribble...

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You will study hard and be a solicitor he said
Be yourself and don't be soft she said
You'll be pregnant before your sixteen they said
You were all wrong I said!...

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Limerick : Once a pregnant Teen saw a Barrister

Once a pregnant Teen saw a Barrister
Thought she recognised the future Father
So she set him a trap
He rushed into her lap
Now she’s stuck with Twins, says Solicitor.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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Persuasive Robotic sales calls 
The newest not-so-improved phone solicitor
Easier to hang up now.
Less desperation.
You do not go to church with it.
You will not meet it at a PTA meeting.
You are probably not related.
Just a banal sounding recorded voice.
Progress?
I think not.
So much easier to say no....

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Here comes the solicitor of the near end
when a pandemic causes pandemonium 
It is a rare fiend 

Apparently,  we overlooked the outcome 
More focused on self-actualization 
Those Little affairs are bunkum 

Yet we aren't turned on
By seen outrageous fatalities 
Someone once said its our favorite con

Wake up wake up
Our dreams are altered with no alternatives 
That altercation should be summed up...

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Work is beauty
Work is reality:
Work is mode and not a load
Work is good: which we need for our daily food.
Work is grace and not at all a press!
As a lamp cannot burn without oil,
So a man without work will be spoilt.
Work is not a pain,
But a wonderful gain.
Dignity of labour should be considered by all.
By this there always will be joy, victory and never a fall.
Work is indeed a benefactor
Without which we would be left like a solicitor....

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The hourglass sat on the mantelpiece, 
Over a dead fireplace. 
      Its sand had long settled
           In the lower globe of the glass. 
The miser and the fire were both dead, 
The wake followed suit.
No one was invited, no eatables or drinks.
A dreary affair. 
      Yet so final, 
            Like the hourglass.
                  It's inertia spelled his death. 
The unpaid solicitor finished his stock taking
But kept the hourglass for himself....

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sat looking stunned
his world crumbled around him,
reflecting in his eyes.
from this moment
he was .....
alone.

playing on the radio
new release. ...  "feelings"
the haunting tune
ensnared by his thoughts,
why...is this happening
what...is the answer

shrugging his shoulders,
told his solicitor.
"I want custody of my son"

this transpired
together ...they built a new life
together ...they survived


Dated: 22 April 2016

Listened to Feelings by Andy Williams....

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My solicitor forgot to mention
What I told him to mention
Before my sentencing
And, I forgot to mention
During the sentencing
To mention
What I mentioned
Before the sentencing
What was my intention
To be mentioned
That he forgot to mention
So, now I have a long sentence
And I mean in my sentence
Not in this sentence
Due to my solicitor
Forgetting to mention
What I told him to mention
And only mentioned
After the sentence
That he forgot to mention
During the sentence
What I told him to mention...

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