Short Snappers Poems

There once was a Chick from the sea
whose two buxom breasts were set free.
Twin seaweed straps snapped
as thunder clouds clapped
and the sailors drown ecstatically....

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A fish-loving gent from North Tappers
Ate every day at least five red snappers.
Morning, noon, and night
He delighted in every bite.
And wore out his home’s two crappers....

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Flirting flappers
Whipper snappers

Prohibitions
Big restrictions

Legs are showing
pearls are Swirling

Charleston’s harking
Lovers sparking

Dancing Lindy
With Miss Mindy

Jitterbugging
Afterwards hugging

Raccoon coats
Rowing boats

Bathtub gin
Fun never ends.
...

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the goslings have shed ochre puffs
                 which are no longer in vogue,
           they're wobbling toddlers now
    too big for the snappers' jaw
           they cannot fly at all- as of yet
                  but come fall they'll knead icy skies
                       into warm southern comfort beds...

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Advertising has us in it's wrappers
here's the bad stuff ~ here the clappers,
it seems the product needs the jabbers
like a potato chip ~ the grabber!

but for the quaintness of the blabbers
I could not focus ~ or react thus
now here's a cute phrase ~ DIPPLE DABBERS
they're not like "p r i n g l e s" ~

They're just "ADAPTERS"!



Note ~  Hi Mark Pringle (our poetic benefactor) Had to say something that could
separate the wimps from the "snappers!"...

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waves cycle around
ebbing turquoise seas
ripples do tease

waves swim fathoms deep
returning to navy blue seas
smiles of pearly foam

surf currents of waves
navy blue road flows
salty drinks on deck

waves oxygenate seas
whales dolphins sharks snappers
ride wave vehicles

waves do break
upon many shore lands
seen crabs clams

waves flow and roll
white pearls teeth foamy tops
smiles back at me

water waves wind
wheeling whirlpool whirls
wreckage washed-up...

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