Short Smarter Poems
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She was my dearest mommy
smarter than any swami
a turn of bad luck
was hit by a truck
now she thinks she’s pastrami
Said to my daughter: The Canadians elected the Liberal Prime Minister
She responded: That makes them smarter than us.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Social distancing was forgotten,
Jill came down with Covid 19,
We wish they had been smarter!
"You're a lot smarter than you look," read the face of my greeting card,
"but then again," the inside stated, "you look like a retard."
Here is what I learn in life
There are some people smarter than me
There are some people who are not
I. Q. is not race
Wisdom is given by God
An old toad stops quietly.
Stares at the house on the hill.
Noticed the new white siding?
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2026
This just might be a deal breaker,
But I do sound smarter on paper!
A Rambling Righting Riley (Shauna Riley Morrison)
For Linda-Marie's "Quote Me" Contest
A talking bird is smart let’s agree,
they have a wonderful vocabulary,
so it may seem bazaar,
that as smart as birds are;
Are they smarter than a spelling bee?
Trump bragged he was smarter than Spock
And would race him around the block
But had to concede
When Spock took the lead
Because Trump was dragging white chalk.
I say...I say
that
college boy
up yonder
with
them
college books
over there
ain't
smarter
than
a
ten watt
lightbulb
said
the
Rhode Island Red Rooster
I thought sewing would not be a hit
But who would ever have known that it
Could make you smarter
So for a starter
I decided that I would knit wit
November 17, 2014
Do we think all pets are dumb?
Methinks they may be the smart ones
We feed them every day
Walk them when they say
So who's the smart ones since time's begun
he goes around
singing the sound
he can be found
in midtown
stopping
picking up trash
his mobey where its stach
he smarter then all of them
they call him
SHOOPING CART TIM
Jason Johnson was known as slow in the head
it was as if his mind were totally dead.
He tried to become smarter
but that was a no starter.
So Jason was elected to Congress instead.
You're probably wondering about the title
So explaining the meaning is vital
It's coz too many smarts
Are bursting us apart
Cause our extra is stored while we're idle
Why do puppies like to chew up paper
To ingest the news I'm thinking, this caper
Smart ass puppies
Smarter than guppies
They just swim around smiling back at us gapers
Why do puppies like to chew up paper
To ingest the news I'm thinking, this caper
Smart ass puppies
Smarter than guppies
They just swim around smiling back at us gapers
a guy turned to me today &
held out a pack of Smarties (c).
he said that he’d been eating them for a while,
and he hadn’t gotten a bit smarter.
then he paused before saying
“it’s a lie.”
You're probably wondering about the title
So explaining the meaning is quite vital
It's coz so many smarts
Are bursting us apart
So our extra is stored in our outer walls
We all went to school in the past-
Remember what we learned when asked.
Yet, Einstein's reply
Kiss knowledge goodbye
We're smarter with skills we've amassed!
You're probably wondering about the title
So explaining the meaning is really quite vital
It's coz so many smarts
Are bursting us apart
So our extra is stored in our outer walls
You're probably wondering about the title
So explaining the meaning is quite vital
It's coz so many smarts
Are bursting us apart
So our extra smarts are stored in our brain walls
My kid gets smarter every day
She queries in a thoughtful way:
"Are two M.D.'s a paradox?
Are kosher fish in spring 'May lox'?"
"Go ask your Mom". She says, "I did!
She said to ask another kid".
+++++++++++++++++ Mule Kick
Stand clear of the beast
those long ears on a big brain
lots smarter than me
GINSU - KNIFE EASTPORT , MAINE USA
Coffee, the beverage of people worldwide
Three cups a day makes the brain smarter as an aside
A braggart I'm not
But I'm obviously caught
In a dilemma, not a fact this super brain can hide