Short Smartass Poems
Short Smartass Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Smartass by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Smartass by length and keyword.
Smartass Crows
Crows are it when it comes to brains
They blow me away, their intelligence is plain
Check out their feats
Only missing speech
Sidestep obstacles for a crow that's insane...
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Categories:
smartass, smart,
Form:
Limerick
Ruined
so i'm playing cards one day with Jesus
And coarse Jesus is a smartass so he asking stupid question
so he said "how do you ruin Muddauah?"
so I said
"Make sure the Hosea never shows his birth"...
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Categories:
smartass, allah,
Form:
Free verse
Smartass Crows
Give a crow a challenge, they show off their brain power
Smartass birds, smarter than your average rooster
Brains figure it out
Really no doubt
Watched their unbelievable feats, amazed by the hour...
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Categories:
smartass, bird,
Form:
Limerick
Whale Farts
Whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe some smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts...
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Categories:
smartass, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Blue Whale Farts
Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe a smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts...
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Categories:
smartass, inspirational,
Form:
Limerick
Subtle Time
time moves in subtle leaps an bounds,
an older still is this old hound,
i write the tripe that comes to me,
from some smartass, surreptously,
not necessarily me,
but i am the channel medium,
found, who writes it down,
4 thee....
thank you Lizzie Treetop's,
"mirror poem"
Don...
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Categories:
smartass, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Damned Love
Staring hard at what I wish I had
Just one more time
Sucking your body
My teeth in your flesh
Pressing you into me
Our bodies enmeshed
Into a love knot I feel in my mind
Dreaming that reality was not so unkind
I’m a lover, I’m a poet, and a smartass
Don’t you know it
I like my beer and my fun
But my love is forever son
I promise you that...
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Categories:
smartass, girlfriend-boyfriendlove,
Form:
I do not know?
Beneath Your Disgust
Things of disgust.
Terror in my eyes.
Behold your power.
Your smartass replies.
I'm beneath you.
Look down on me.
I know it free's you.
The power you hold over me.
I'm beneath you.
Talk down to me.
I don't believe this.
The power you had over me.
Things of disgust.
The fear above my head.
Behold your character.
The bringer of dread....
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Categories:
smartass, absence
Form:
ABC