Short Slob Poems

problematic course
to pursue poetry jobs
they think your a slob...

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I may seem simply just a slob,
But at least I always comb my bob....

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Sid was a bit of a slob.
Was lazy without a job
He liked to eat
Anything sweet
That's how he became a fat blob....

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my wife insists im a slob

for naming our daughter bob

was all I could do

and hopefully true

bobs sure to find a good job....

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I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob....

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One guy who is happy to loll
gets rich doing nothing at all.
Each day people rob
some other poor slob
named Peter to pay that guy Paul....

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The manager gave him the boot
When he walked in, wearing a red suit
No dress code, no job
His boss was a slob
And also an over side brute...

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Scruffy was a disgusting slob
Who planted people for the mob
Though none ever grew
At least Scruffy knew
Times are tough, but he has a job!...

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I employed a fellow named Bob,
Who was unmotivated, a slob,
When told what to do,
He would hide, in the loo,
He got angry when he lost his job!...

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There once was a zombie named Daisy
Who thought eating brains was quite crazy
She slacked on the job
Was labelled a slob
Then outcast for being so lazy...

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I often watched the clock on my job
Which caused my heart to throb
It made me slack on my work
I was called a dumb jerk
I was said to be just a fat slob...

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Had a funny friend called Toofless Kief.

He had trouble chewing up beef.

He ate corn on the cob,

like he was a slob.

Cause, he was missing all his teef....

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I will lie on a bed breathing shallowly, then suddenly depart.
In an instant all of my possessions will be yours.
Only then will you see what a slob I was.

    ~TH~...

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Door Knob A Fat Slob

Of sense Trump only has a small dob,
Who was discovered to be a door nob;
A dumb  cluck;
Foot got stuck;
Difficult entering and sure is fat slob.

Jim Horn...

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A loyal collie on Chesapeake Bay
worked for his keep—if he wanted to stay
But when told: Hurry, you slob!
he laid down on the job
dreaming of running through meadows all day

6/8/22...

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Had to give up jogging in my skimpy attire
My thighs rubbed together causing my ass to catch fire
Will stay a slob
Heart still throbs
You gals will have to aim just a wee bit higher...

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Real mushy down deep, can't hide it no more
Blown my cover using silly limericks galore
You've finally discovered
Limericks were a cover
For this sentimental slob with grey hair down to the floor...

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Real mushy down deep, can't hide it no more
Blown my cover using silly limericks galore
You've finally discovered
Limericks were a cover
For this sentimental old slob with grey hair down to the floor...

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Real mushy down deep, can't hide it no more
Blown my cover using silly limericks galore
You've finally discovered
Limericks were a cover
For this sentimental old slob with grey hair down to the floor...

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In the land of Nod lived a man named Bob
Some people described him as a bit of a slob
His undies were soiled
People recoiled
At the sight of this fellow, a strange sort of a knob


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Rollee Pollee feeds his face
Rollee Pollee such disgrace
no love no talk
no run no walk
no sleep no sun
no swim no fun
All he wants to do is eat
Too much slob not much neat
Rollee Pollee he can't stop
Rollee pollee POP!...

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A newly built house near the road 
Where the prying eyes live like toads 
To mind others is what they do everyday 
They don't even have a holiday
Other than that, they're idle like slob 
'cause prying on others is their only job...

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i'm missing out ,
aint no doubt,
canna shout,
just sob:)

shut me gob,
hang about,
I aint no slob,
just pout,
an sob,

head throbs,
sex is out,
dangler robbed,
drat de drought,
shis-kabob...

love your poem Bi Devnath mate....

Don...

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Underhog

Could you support the awful Hog
Could take his awful part magog
pig so beguiling

Could  overlook the stinking slob
keep him in the bedroom, with Bob
pig still is smiling

Don Johnson 1-aug-11

Dr.Ram Mehta
Contest Name	Tail-Rhyme Contest...

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So I work at these stupid jobs
Because my life is like a slob
I hate it so much
But I have to live
No money to spend
But on bills that wont end
I really cant see a point
Except not to cause pain to those I love
I live on
And on
Will it ever end
Seriously...

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