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If one more person calls me Bro or Dude or uses the phrase WhaazUp! or Sorry, My Bad, I think I may have to commit myself because it's driving me friggin mad. Please don't call me Bro or Dude. Refer to me as Sir or My Friend or my name. I can't take any more of this street talk slang. It's driving me friggin insane. I know that this street talk slang is currently all the rage. It never annoyed me before. I guess I'm starting to show my age.