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Written 26th June, 2026 for "The Worst Verse in the Universe" grand slam poetry contest sponsored by Jami Patterson.

Spelling and slang cringe on purpose.

Cat's Meow - someone or something that is highly outstanding, excellent, or stylish

Kerfuffle - noisy, confused, and usually trivial disturbance, fuss, or commotion typically caused by a disagreement or. misunderstanding

Delulu - delusional

Rizz - charisma

Sockdolager - a decisive, finishing blow (like a knockout punch) or something exceptionally large, outstanding, and impressive

Bee's knees - something is excellent, of extremely high quality, or the absolute best

A bee's knees verse

Eye wood bee grateful,
Ifs yous dont judge me poorly
Four writen this whey
Just doing what u asked me.

I'd be chuffed if you red dis 
My dodgy atemp to write
This cat's meow of a verse
Pleese dont bee salty

I went to a restarant tuther day
They had two many knifes
I asked the waither for informations
It cawsed  a grate kerfuffle

I was reeley shook
Delulu rizz  me mate showd me
His sockdolager left me realing
A bee's knees this verse is.

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Karen Croft

July 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM

congrats on your placement!

Andrea Dietrich

July 9, 2026 at 12:32 PM

I am so happy you scored well in this contest. A well deserved win, my friend. Congrats

Alison A Smith nee Howarth

July 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM

Thank you Andrea.

Paul Andrews

July 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM

This poem’s the ducks nuts! Cheers, Paul.

Alison A Smith nee Howarth

July 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM

Forgot that saying would have gone well here.

Andrea Dietrich

July 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM

Hahaha. There are actually people who talk this way and probably might spell this way too. Great job with this contest. I have my own terrible poem on standby. I try to post only one a day but I wrote a bunch of poems last weekend and am putting them up according to how fast the contests are closing out. The bees knees is a fun slang I used to see in old literature or maybe I heard it in old songs

Alison A Smith nee Howarth

July 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM

Thanks Andrea you are truly the bee's knees and the cat's meow.

Millard Lowe

July 2, 2026 at 8:07 AM

SWEETLY HIVED! One, peace and Love, M'Lowe.

Alison A Smith nee Howarth

July 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM

Thank you M'Lowe, it was a lot of fun to play with words like this.

the barefoot bard

June 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM

Alison A Smith nee Howarth

June 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM

Thanks Douglas silly verse is fun.

the barefoot bard

June 27, 2026 at 9:50 PM

Keep posting the silly verse its great Great to see some humour Well Done A hug for your effort

Gershon Wolf

June 27, 2026 at 8:57 PM

Ha, ha, ha. Hard to do 'much verse.' Eye 4C a trofee in the Kahn-test. Lood guck, Gershon

Alison A Smith nee Howarth

June 28, 2026 at 12:51 AM

You tank me good.

Kim Rodrigues

June 27, 2026 at 8:26 AM

Love this! It is fun and catchy for the “Worst Verse in the Universe!”

Alison A Smith nee Howarth

June 27, 2026 at 3:32 PM

It's supposed to be the worst verse but fun is fun. Thanks Kim.

Joseph P. DiMino

June 27, 2026 at 5:48 AM

Great fun to read, still deciphering, your prompt does help. Need more witty writes like this on Soup. Very much enjoyed. More bees plees.

Alison A Smith nee Howarth

June 27, 2026 at 5:55 AM

Thank you - maybe more worse verse in the universe will encourage more fun verse.

Joe Maverick

June 26, 2026 at 2:21 PM

Well Alison you really had a sock at it With no doubt strine-line-fine no malign.' Big fizz, from the rizz.' fFrom the Yarra to the Murrey, like a galah it seems you are.? Gotta change me daks Now.' To much laugh'n any-how.Chow for now.)

Alison A Smith nee Howarth

June 26, 2026 at 2:28 PM

It was a lot of fun.

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