Short Shrunk Poems
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A standard toilet paper roll
Has shrunk two inches from its goal
Since all we need
Is just pure greed
And one old-fashioned finger bowl
Categories:
shrunk, america, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A young witch in need of a wand
Searched the pockets of a young blond
She found a snake
That spit a lake
Then shrunk and did not respond.
Categories:
shrunk, magic,
Form:
Limerick
He shows his colors
no brain, no hair
just the disease
of old fashioned hate
the KKK his organism
a tattoo
that now only says k
shrunk stutter
Categories:
shrunk, evil, racism,
Form:
Free verse
Two ladies yearned to bunk an hunk
The hunk, of course, just sunk a dunk
But on his knees
He tried to please
The one who found his chunk had shrunk!
Categories:
shrunk, lust,
Form:
Limerick
with older age
comes shrinking
except for the belly
so looking
down to see
my toes i have
found that
i cant find that
because it has also
shrunk
Categories:
shrunk, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
There once was a monk named Cur Plunk
Who frequently strayed from his bunk
He claimed he was drunk
And stunk like a skunk
'til his hunk of a trunk had shrunk
Categories:
shrunk, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Shrinking violet shrunk away,
Embarrassed by her small display,
One lone violet can't compete,
Against large petals not discreet,
More of my kind could save the day.
Categories:
shrunk, funny,
Form:
Limerick
I suddenly had swelling in my knee
I went to the doctor so she could see,
she said for me to undress
I am now in great distress...
she shrunk the wrong part of anatomy!
Categories:
shrunk, humor,
Form:
Limerick
sun shrunk to a pin
evening, tiptoed right in
cat paw on my chin
1-12-2022
~2~
Categories:
shrunk, imagery, sunset,
Form:
Haiku
Drunk, in a funk, a lowly punk, I shrunk from a skunk. It stunk. Away I slunk. I too stunk, I thunk. I took a dunk and sunk.
A chunk or hunk of B.S. or bunk? Please debunk.
Categories:
shrunk, animal, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Tough times have fallen on the North Pole
COVID-19's shrunk employer payrolls
So, the good Lord's invoked the grandfather clause
To increase the pension due Santa Claus
Categories:
shrunk, christmas, god, grandfather, money, work,
Form:
Couplet
Santa Claus is depressed
Its declining standards you see
The naughty list is now so long
It needs storing electronically
Where as the good list has shrunk
And now fits on a sheet of A3
Categories:
shrunk, funny, holiday
Form:
I do not know?
Action, desolation, and desolation.
Doors shrink, shrunk!
Doors struck, locked
Let me in, let me in
KNOCK!
KNOCK!
KNOCK!
KNOCK-KNOCK WHOSE THERE
8/3/19
Written by James Edward Lee Sr.2019©
Categories:
shrunk, adventure, anxiety, confusion,
Form:
Light Verse
No image of himself
Too near in time
Shrunk back from, in cowering
This o'erpowering.
As what aged, bent, but for
Which missed chance, o'er
Love's, shows remorse so pronounced.
A life denounced!
Categories:
shrunk, anxiety, loneliness,
Form:
Rhyme
O, a big burly trucker
got a persimmon pucker.
His mouth shrunk so bad,
he got stuck to a wall.
The doc called Gene Simmons;
though he prefers women,
his tongue-in-cheek kiss
is the cure for it all.
Categories:
shrunk, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Too much salt
Too much pepper
Spoil the broth
Neither is better.
LIFE is short
a magazine,
picturesque,
not obscene.
Used to read a large magazine, all about LIFE! It has shrunk over the years and is no longer the large icon
Categories:
shrunk, life,
Form:
Rhyme
we used to see
eye to eye
agreeing on
how clean
the air was
down
there
that we
would have
the same
distance
when we
fell from
grace
but with age
and with youth
i shrunk and
slumped but
she bought
a pair
of new
pumps
Categories:
shrunk, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
dine out 'pon good food
salad soup entre' dessert
chocolate molten cake
getting dressed for date
all my pants shrunk at cleaners
lie down to zip up
Sponsor: Michael J. Falotico
Contest: "What Makes You Smile, What Makes You Frown"
Categories:
shrunk, food, funny, life,
Form:
Senryu
Have you ever been drunk,
and submersed in a funk,
as if trapped in a trunk
but then asked to write junk
in a poem which stunk
though your mind has been shrunk
by a psychotic monk
who’s been beaten punch-drunk
and if not a slam dunk
as a poet you’ll flunk?
Categories:
shrunk, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme
sun pretends to hide
clouds cover the face of rays ~
shadows sweaty swing
sparrows start shiver
crows skip their brisk bathing games ~
swallows seek the sun
green leaves grow glow less
twigs turn washer man’s shrunk thump ~
negating nature
21 October 2021
Categories:
shrunk, life, nature, winter,
Form:
Haiku
Of age she becomes now
Old and weak she appears
Grey has her hair grown
Shrunk and dwindled she turns
Fallen are the boobs of hers
Broken are the teethes but two
Day and night on the couch she sits
When I was young she would say
My beauty, infallible and irresistible
Categories:
shrunk, age, allusion, anger, anxiety, beauty, blue,
Form:
Bio
With as little thought, think you
Can be brushed aside
All their concerns, as waste of
Sweepings to one side?
Then have you not once witnessed
The regard given
To duck clans, a road, crossing.
Respect, more lordly
To elephant, real king, he
By pride-shrunk, stomped men!
Categories:
shrunk, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
When I started throwing some,
I felt, as though my heart numb;
Weren't they things I got as gifts?
Didn't I save them midst rifts?
Foods we consider true junk,
Needs, in quantity, get shrunk;
That the generations come,
Could feel truly safety-thrum...!
21 March 2022
Categories:
shrunk, pollution, prejudice,
Form:
Jueju
Veiled by twisted clouds, the sun shrunk,
the sky turned purple black
and my hometown morphed into junk;
as though shredded by flack.
Trees got torn from the ground
and I cannot rebound;
for my home's now a mound.
The dead, draped in shrouds;
veiled by twisted clouds.
Categories:
shrunk, 10th grade, 11th grade, 9th grade, angst,
Form:
Rhyme
The Buddhist monk, with a clean bowl
Set out in search for food
He wished to relinquish control
Gourmet desires removed
Tread gently on the earth
Give desires a wide berth
Joyous in bubbling mirth
Erst cravings shrunk
The Buddhist monk
18-December-2021
Quietus
Categories:
shrunk, desire, spiritual,
Form:
Rhyme