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Scooping the Poop

Constipated senator Ron Thump
Got frustrated whilst taking a dump
Eww what a sad minger
He used his forefinger …
and extracted it all in a lump!

9TH June 2016

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Arthur Vaso

August 8, 2016 at 7:00 PM

Hilarious , dont know how I missed this one, found it on the chat site! :)

Jan Allison

August 29, 2017 at 4:02 AM

oh gosh Arthur I'm sorry I've only just found your comment lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Schneiter

June 17, 2016 at 6:53 PM

Rib-cracking funny, Jan. I found it hard to stop laughing. My wife wondered what was so funny. I told her it had to do with a new, digitized health movement. love & hugs xxx

Jan Allison

June 18, 2016 at 3:45 AM

Ha Ha Ha Oh Paul I do love your comments they are so uplifting. i wrote 3 poems on Mr Trump but tried to change the name a little each time - I think this is the funniest of the three lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

June 12, 2016 at 11:27 AM

LMAO - thanks for a good laugh x

Jan Allison

June 12, 2016 at 3:18 PM

Glad you enjoyed Jack I sure had fun writing these - I think this is the funniest of the 3 Trump limericks :-) hugs jan xx

Jean Murray

June 10, 2016 at 5:31 PM

I think you missed your calling as a nurse Jan. As I student, in 1978, I actually had to do this, to a long term female Medical in patient. I wish I could say thanks for the memory.

Jan Allison

June 11, 2016 at 6:55 AM

Ha ha ha Jean - I have laughed so much at the comments on this poem:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

June 10, 2016 at 11:52 AM

Very funny:) Who needs a picture to go with this one!!! hugs // paul

Jan Allison

June 10, 2016 at 11:57 AM

I thought best not to even attempt to find an image for this theme Paul!!! lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

June 9, 2016 at 8:02 PM

I'LL GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!

Jan Allison

June 10, 2016 at 6:32 AM

Ha Ha Ha that is is funniest comment ever John lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

June 9, 2016 at 6:48 PM

hahaha. Funny that you changed his name a bit (just say it!)

Jan Allison

June 10, 2016 at 6:33 AM

You mean Ronald Dump lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

June 9, 2016 at 4:24 PM

how many more bombs do you have, jan?.. this is so outrageous, lol... huggs.. mail soon

Jan Allison

June 9, 2016 at 4:25 PM

LOL Nette this is the final one lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

June 9, 2016 at 4:10 PM

Haha! He deserves such treatment, Jan!

Jan Allison

June 9, 2016 at 4:13 PM

LOL Demetrios I couldn't resist this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lawrence Goldman

June 9, 2016 at 3:32 PM

Well penned . As a gastroenterologist I found your thoughts moving

Jan Allison

June 9, 2016 at 3:41 PM

LOL love that comment Lawrence:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

June 9, 2016 at 2:51 PM

haha....you're the queen of poop Jan...may you reign high and down wind : )

Jan Allison

June 9, 2016 at 2:59 PM

Ha Ha Ha thanks Tim I am flushed with success and will wear my poopy crown with pride:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

June 9, 2016 at 1:55 PM

- ... Oh dear :))) http://www.freakingnews.com/funny-pictures/trump-pictures.asp - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

June 9, 2016 at 1:59 PM

OH my word Anne Lise those pictures are hilarious - I thought I best not post a pic lol think the imagery in poem is more than enough lol:-) hugs Jan xx

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