Politician's Payback

Our Senator thought he’s flying high,
then with dented pride he wondered why,
he received his reward,
the walking eagle award,
‘cause he’s so full of poop he can’t fly.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Proxenos Avatar
August 15, 2018 at 10:20 AM
Short but very humorous!
Laurie Avatar
August 20, 2018 at 10:03 PM
Thank you Jennifer. It's probably what most of us think about politicians - catch you soon Jennifer - Lindsay
DiMino Avatar
August 1, 2018 at 11:23 AM
Yep! Term limits. Love this one!
Laurie Avatar
August 3, 2018 at 8:44 PM
Thanks for reading and commenting Joe - yeah, you're right, some of 'em get stuck on the gravy train - Lindsay
Babcock Avatar
July 27, 2018 at 11:52 AM
Loved this one yes those politicians are full of it. love phyl
Laurie Avatar
July 29, 2018 at 6:44 PM
Hey there Phyllis … thanks for reading this limerick, and better still, agreeing with me - catch you soon - Lindsay
Dietrich Avatar
July 24, 2018 at 6:07 PM
haha, That is the way to put humor in it!!
Laurie Avatar
July 24, 2018 at 9:51 PM
Hi Andrea … with politicians, we do have to mock them a bit. Nothing else seems to shake them up - thank you Andrea - Lindsay
Marcum Wong Avatar
July 24, 2018 at 1:49 PM
Sadly, polititians are full of premises they don't keep. It never changes. I enjoyed the humor in this Limerick Lindsay. : )
Laurie Avatar
July 24, 2018 at 9:49 PM
Hello Connie … can only agree with you. Nothing changes because most of the voters are rusted onto a party - thank you Connie - Lindsay
Canerdy Avatar
July 24, 2018 at 9:23 AM
GOOD ONE, Lindsay. I'm sure people in every state could say this at one time or another! Janice
Laurie Avatar
July 24, 2018 at 9:46 PM
G'day Janice … all over the world hears false promises, hope, and grovelling until the day after the elections - thank you Janice - Lindsay
Messina Avatar
July 23, 2018 at 10:46 PM
G'day Lindsay, So many politicians that are full of poop...This made me giggle out loud...Great limerick! Charlie
Laurie Avatar
July 24, 2018 at 9:40 PM
Hi there Charles … yep, they're like bananas; start out green and straight, end up yellow and bent - thanks Mate - Lindsay
Hinshaw Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 2:17 PM
Great limericks, Lindsay and brought a smile to me mug and believe me I need that today. Sadly, I must report that my wife Vera passed away this past Thurs - we were married 66 years and I miss her so much. She fought a courage battle with Parkinsons Disease for about 10 years - Bob
Laurie Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 8:46 PM
Bob, this is such a shock to wake up to. I would like to send my condolences to you and your family. I know you will many wonderful memories to cling to, but nothing replaces 66 years of togetherness - I'm thinking of you Bob - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 5:05 AM
ha ha ha made me think of the old joke 'politicians are like a dirty diaper - full of poop and they should be changed often' lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Laurie Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 8:49 PM
Hello Jan … aren't the politicians our precious gems and world fixers when it's close to re-election time - I enjoyed your quote - Lindsay
Wigley Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 1:44 AM
Ha! Excellent, Lindsay. Not like you to go all political, but you have a flair for it.... Regards, Viv
Laurie Avatar
July 22, 2018 at 8:52 PM
Viv … when I was much younger I believed only the rest of the world had corrupt politicians. There's a fool born every minute - thanks Mate - Lindsay
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