Short Scram Poems

I effortlessly propel through the water
beating my flukes
smaller less worthy fish scram
make themselves scarce 
terrified of the Great White
Me...

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"Truth Social" is Trump's Fake News scam
Where Trump plays the innocent lamb
The billion invested
Should all be contested
We just want to see that man scram!...

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If you can't beat'em, run as fast as you can
No sense hanging around, hop in your minivan
If they follow on a cycle
A good disguise is vital
Pretend you don't speak English and scram...

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SNOWBALLS UNHINGED

O sweet sugary snow, Shirley gets old.
Her glistening teeth are not very bold.
            If she’d let loose,
            They’d scram — vamoose!
As temperature drops, Shirley rolls cold.

8/10/2018...

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Tyrannosaurus Bob is who I am.
You herbivore dinos had better scram.
When I have an appetite,
I will give you a big bite.
I never settle for just eggs and ham.

It’s Jurassic time.
Dinosaurs are on the earth.
The big reptiles rule....

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Fred Flintstone
 In Bedrock he was known
 His cat would always put him out
 And for Wilma he would shout

 Barney Rubble
 Was always there on the double
 To get Fred out of a jam
 Then he would scram

 Example For my Contest
 8-28-2021...

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Ocean trout lurks close
folks tread ocean water
trout makes fishy prank music
folks shark alert
hears scary movie theme
folks panic…scram
water guard hears trout laugh
sandy beach folks towel dance
drips, quake, shake... faint




2-20-18...

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I once had a poodle name sam
He was such a cute little ham
He was a curly delight
Such a surly little sprite
Sadly, he decided to scram





Limerick Fun Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin 
August 28, 2020
I Used: howmanysyllables.com. 

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Bugs Bunny 
Was smart, witty and funny
His tag line was what’s up, doc
Rivals would just stare and gaulk

Yosemite Sam
Made bugs and his buddies scram
Dubbed them all as mere varmints 
He had a keen eye to their footprints









09/01/2021
Contest: Cleritoons
Sponsor:Joseph May...

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Blizzards!, My Gizzards!, 

This Blustering Bloke,

 Keeps Mustering Mayhems With Words That He Spoke,

 Great Snakes!, Eureka! and Holy Cow! Too, 

Crimey! and Gadzooks! and A Tempestuous Toodle-Doo!,

 Shazam! and Golly Willikers! with a Pinch of Vamoose!

 Scram!, Gosh Damn!, and a Final Sacre Bleu!...

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For much of my life, friends I made with ease until I grew an attitude, riding on a high horse, paternalising associates and acquaintances, pushing friends around, putting on airs they found disturbing, disgusting, despicable and demeaning...

My bad attitude so
incensed friends they chose to scram
demanding I reform....

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That did it
we are thru
there's nothing
lefted between 
me and you
it's over
so scram
I'll take some time
to find out who
I'm
so long
it's over
I need a friend
to cry on there shoulder
we had our rub
we did the show's
maybe I held on too long
when I should've let you go
it the end and don't
have another...

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Afraid of damnation? Maybe I am!
Don't want sense of peace to scram!

You thought you were God  all-wise
The truth you did then compromise!

Jesus came into my life 
Getting rid of inner strife!

Such bad habits I must stop
Before my head just goes pop!

Spiritual warfare:  early inlife
Get rid of the devil's strife...

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There once was a clumsy warlock named Sam
One day he turned a young goat into a ram
The next day he made a sheep part lamb
He asked his mom” why am I the way I am?”
She replied “ go ask your big cousin Pam”
Pam replied” must be because you ate clam”
“ What does that mean?” Just leave and scram”
“ Legend says some of us are allergic, no scam”...

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February bid adieu
And March marched in, like months should do.
It wasn’t lion-like today;
Tomorrow, though, will roar away.

Some shoots are poking through the ground
While leafless branches still surround
And robins haven’t yet appeared;
The sparrows, though, have persevered.

We can’t predict how March will roll.
It’s really out of our control
But likely, ‘fore it starts to scram,
We’ll get a little taste of lamb....

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Lotta Fun
and Lutz Salchow
where out in the
lobby romancing.
She wore a Cot Gamoga
type skirt. Had all the guys
even Clemp looking
we told her to scram come back
tomorrow.
Her coach will need to tell
both they made the team
See was to
Whogga: Whogga for me..
The Tuba and the bass player
are here for rehearsal.
A fabulous night
for dancing!
I heard they had an indoor rink at
there home: but it's nothing
compared to thiis place!...

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One fine day Abraham  
Wanted to send a candygram
All the way to Amsterdam
Sweets ad nauseam     
Weighed by kilogram
All he could cram
In a huge box stamped with a monogram

This is the price said Ma’am
What’s wrong need a diagram
Abraham was in a jam
Had no cash felt like a ham
Meeker than a lamb  
Thought he better scram 
Postpone the candygram

Bad credit is debit card’s anagram



AP:Honorable Mention 2020, Honorable Mention 2020

Submitted on March 3, 2018...

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