Short Scottish Poems

Look out your window
What do you see?
That is your weather
That's all from me!...

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Do you know why Scottish people call it a kilt? 
Because they kilt the last man who called it a skirt!...

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Scottish dancer

In your kilt you twist and turn
to flash your butt - I do discern

Penned 22/11/2015...

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Sir William Wallace,
Regarded as Fearless,
Military Leader and Scottish Knight,
Who like all men slept at Night...

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Scottish
A sexy chef indeed
Pans are flung around the kitchen
And obscenities not listed
Dream rejection of me...

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Scottish bagpipes
breathe
the
Scotland air
are
the
splendid white clouds
and
i
said
aye laddie...go there...

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Fear came in numbers,
 bravery stood alone

The battle intrepid
—glory atoned

(Scottish Moors: September, 1978)...

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Question:do you know what time it is
Correct Answer:The time is....
Scottish Daughters Answer:Wrang ing time to wake me up...

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Scottish
colourists
so bright & bold-
escaping from the grey
and cold


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Colourists...

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Scottish Arbroath smokies
Slow cooked Irish stew
Cornish pastie in gravy
A Welsh rarebit
Cerphilly cheese scones
Drambuie
Aye!...

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Scottish poet Wiliam Soutar
is now well known wide and far,
for a his diary of a dying man-
Do read his whigmaleeries, if you can...

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An Irish marmelade loaf
A Scottish parkin
Kentish nut & pear layer
Staffordshire oatcake
Brummie bacon cakes-
A teatime 
Snack !...

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A bonnie wee place, Drummore.
Just aff the Galloway Shore. 
A stoat and a fish.
Their signature dish. 
A bonnie wee place Drummore....

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weaver’s 
spindle fulls the cloth
teasel



Note: Scottish thistles were once used by weavers as spindles....

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A welcome prophetess of Scottish Highland
Get the sacred flower to become
The next Queen of faerie Island.
Killing it softly and then some....

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Scottish poet Allan Ramsay
a bookseller by trade in his day
He established the first circulating library
penning poems therein to have his say...

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all whites
democrats
Irish or Scottish
Not ALL, philosophers think.
All Japanese, all Chinese, all Indians…
Generalizing any group is ridiculous!...

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It’s so sexy a seducing sea storm.
A little campfire to keep us warm,
In a sleeping bag with plenty of thrills,
Shared body heat in the cold Scottish hills....

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There is a young girl known as Sass
Who is a bonny wee lass
No Scottish blood though 
She is Welsh that we know
That bonny wee lassy known as Sassy
© 30/12/2012...

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Lost in thought between the Scottish mountain
where the cloud impregnates the mist
and sun rests weary hand
and would a Glaswegian superhero
be called Quality Man...

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Assign region flattery gauges?
Silly but let’s try anyway.
The Scottish slather it on.
The Germans withhold it.
It’s Irish blarney.
Overindulge
Compliment
Praise...

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He’s Irish not Scottish or British 
You forget, he’ll get ornery and skittish
He’ll point to his pelt 
Start swearing in Celt
With a splash of some Gaelic and Yiddish...

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SCOTTISH   DREAMS




The faint strain of the pipes in dreams
Sailing o’er the Solway’s foam
And the laughter in her tripping streams
From the Campsie Fells draw me home....

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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Born on Scottish soil
Both writer and physician, he delivered us Sherlock Holmes.
A spiritualist too, he believed in fairies; possibly in gnomes!...

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The Scottish flag is a Rampant rare;
It flutters majestically in the air.
It's the emblem of my land sae fair.....bonnie Scotland.

24/07/2015 Scotland - Robert Davidson...

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