Short Schnitzel Poems

Sir Dachsund dared
  sniff sorority shoes

The first ever-recorded
  hound-dog blues...

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Picture of a Weasel

While he worked on an easel
Painted picture of a weasel
Some schnitzel sounds good
Have some wish I could
Maybe sneeze I now will....

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just had a sandwich
with sausage and peppercorn
mustard and was reborn

potato salad
german and wrote a ballad
often sang and sang

great wiener schnitzel
ate it up until was full
then did have dessert

pleasant rice pudding
perfect piece of apple pie
loved it my oh my...

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Mr Wiener brags proficiency 
As he twitters his constituency.  
But badly, the hackage 
of a bulky package 
in his pants shows a deficiency.  



*The Online Slang Dictionary says ‘schnitzel’ is, “Any unacceptable or unwanted
substance.”  Example: “I’ve got schnitzel all over my shoe.”...

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Eva Braun was a flexible kid,
Athletic, and puppy love loyal.
She played in the background, kept pampered and fed.
Frau Goebbels instructed her morals.

Eva Braun war ein sehr hübsches Mädchen
Who basked in the light of her Fuhrer.
She lapped up the Kool Ade and swallowed her guilt;
Never spoke to a Nuremburg juror.

Eva Braun was a practical girl
Who knew how to butter her schnitzel.
She silently offered her cyanide vows
While her bridegroom was kissing his pistol....

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Ruben, The Teaser 
I knew it was her when she entered the cafe 
had seen her before in a fake painting behind 
a bar in downtown New York this Rubenesque  
a  woman only this time she wore a short frock. 
those thighs could so easily strangulate man, 
and through her dress her nipples were big and 
visible. She had a glow in her face of a woman 
who had just made love or was going to 
Forty years too old, a sigh and I concentrated on
the schnitzel I was eating with salad and no spuds....

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