John Smith Poet Limerick

Wiener Schnitzel

Mr Wiener brags proficiency 
As he twitters his constituency.  
But badly, the hackage 
of a bulky package 
in his pants shows a deficiency.  



*The Online Slang Dictionary says ‘schnitzel’ is, “Any unacceptable or unwanted
substance.”  Example: “I’ve got schnitzel all over my shoe.”

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Andrea Dietrich August 29, 2011 at 11:42 PM Oh, and good'un this is. Thanks for your cute comment on all my "hits"

Andrea Dietrich August 29, 2011 at 11:41 PM Probably I shouldn't say this, but I worked exactly one day at a place called Der Wienerschnitzel, something like that (when I was much younger) IT was such a terrible job, I quit that day and called it Der Wiener shithole. (hopefully nobody but you ever reads this!) John Smith August 30, 2011 at 12:47 AM Write more poems so we can hit on you more. Promise I won't tell your job at the WSH.

Elizabeth Wesley July 28, 2011 at 8:53 PM Your sense of humor is hilarious, keep them coming, I'll be back for more.

Doris Culverhouse July 19, 2011 at 3:08 PM my shadow can be annoying.....schnitzel is my new fav word....

Dr.Ram Mehta July 18, 2011 at 5:57 PM Lovely humor , John

Kellum Gray July 18, 2011 at 10:47 AM You got skills keep it up