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Wiener Schnitzel

Mr Wiener brags proficiency As he twitters his constituency. But badly, the hackage of a bulky package in his pants shows a deficiency. *The Online Slang Dictionary says ‘schnitzel’ is, “Any unacceptable or unwanted substance.” Example: “I’ve got schnitzel all over my shoe.”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 8/29/2011 11:42:00 PM
Oh, and good'un this is. Thanks for your cute comment on all my "hits"
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Date: 8/29/2011 11:41:00 PM
Probably I shouldn't say this, but I worked exactly one day at a place called Der Wienerschnitzel, something like that (when I was much younger) IT was such a terrible job, I quit that day and called it Der Wiener shithole. (hopefully nobody but you ever reads this!)
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John Smith
Date: 8/30/2011 12:47:00 AM
Write more poems so we can hit on you more. Promise I won't tell your job at the WSH.
Date: 7/28/2011 8:53:00 PM
Your sense of humor is hilarious, keep them coming, I'll be back for more.
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Date: 7/19/2011 3:08:00 PM
my shadow can be annoying.....schnitzel is my new fav word....
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Date: 7/18/2011 5:57:00 PM
Lovely humor , John
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Date: 7/18/2011 10:47:00 AM
You got skills keep it up
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