Short Schmooze Poems

“Dammit I'm mad” backward is “Dammit I'm mad”
No misunderstanding there, to the point I must add
We can schmooze and cadoodle
Chance a bop on the noodle
A helmut is good protection in case one you have...

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“Dammit I'm mad” spelled backwards is “Dammit I'm mad”
No misunderstanding there, right to the point I might add
We can schmooze and cadoodle
But chance a bop on the noodle
A helmut is good protection in case one you have...

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Walk a mile in my two shoes.
Stalk days, while men spy through views
Talked. Stay! Aisles thin by new pews.
Balk! Weigh miles, when eyes, who choose
Caulked ways, file sin. Cry blue blues!
Chalk gray smiles, then try to schmooze
Gawks. Pray vile kin die. True dues!...

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Samson was known for strength and flowing mane

   He loved Delilah who became his bane

      Through many a bedroom schmooze

         She found the key to his ruse

            She barbered him bald in a coup de main

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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Cold winds blow'n
icesickles form'n
patterns in the snow.
Upon it sunlights glow
warmly cuddled closely
loves mostly
listening quietly
while sun shines brightly
Whispering winds
telling of lies, all kinds
tantalizingly hiding
amidst those riding
upon the winter blues
when i'm a silly schmooze

Linda Terrell
December 2, 2009...

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Listen to poem:

Razzmatazz is jazz beyond roots and blues.
Razzle-dazzle kaleidoscope of hues.
Music and dance with multi-color moves.
Its pizzazz and cool schmooze amuses.
It fizzes glitz and glamour in views.
Which delight even the sanest muses,
To write poems no reader refuses,
To be dazzled, frazzled by its uses
Of words come to play with no excuses....

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Schmooze me darling, my appetite is rapt.
Drinks with umbrellas - a tropical freeze.
Cruise for teal blue waters whilst I adapt.
Shrinks the mainland - aims towards* coconut trees.

Muse takes the wheel - island adventure mapped.
Winks his erotic eye - how wild the seas.
Weather for sailing - no longer a wreck,
Tether me, baby, to your wafting deck....

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In July mosquitoes fly 
And hummingbirds are humming.
Bees will buzz and all because
They don’t know fall is coming.

Weeks remain so none complain
That summer zips by quickly.
School is out and kids, no doubt,
Don’t mind when skin is prickly.

Folks will schmooze at barbecues
And drink like no tomorrow. 
Through their sweat, they all forget
These days are just to borrow....

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My aunt's a fan of "Tea Time,"
Which takes place each day at 4,
When drinks and chips and dips are served 
And sometimes even more.

We sit and schmooze and sip and nosh
Before our evening meal.
It's time to just chill out; relaxing
Is the main appeal.

By dinner time, if we head out,
We've had our share of booze,
Our restaurant bill much lighter,
'Cept for refills, if we choose....

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It's hard to schmooze
Without some booze - 
A cocktail or a beer;
Though I'd excuse
If you'd refuse - 
Just let me make that clear.

A little drink,
I really think,
Helps people to connect;
And with that link
As troubles shrink,
All feelings seem correct.

What matters most
From coast to coast
Is sipping with some class;
So let us toast
And thank our host - 
It's time to raise a glass!...

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The life of this Fife was inane
No burglars did Barney detain
     Got locked in the cell
     As crooks bade farewell
Seems God gave him just half a brain

In comedy each plays a part
Aunt Bea cooked and huge was her heart
     Old Otis loved booze
     And Andy could schmooze 
But Barney made others look smart




*February 3, 2019
For Joseph’s Limerick Four Contest
Howmanysyllables.com:  88558 88558...

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SCHMOOZE
Beware of smiles with sweet words.

OBSERVATION
Let
your 
senses 
speak.

TRUE FRIEND
Stays when others leave.

MANAGER VS. LEADER
command-catalyze
delegate-show
talk-act

TEACHING and  LEARNING
happen anytime. anywhere

FAMILY...... matters most

PROMOTION
aspire, accept, inspire.

LIFE
is what you think and work for 

TIME....
walks slowly
runs fast
flies swiftly 

CHAMPION
Envisage. Trust. Survive....

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I didn’t win at Mah Jongg,
Losing every single game,
But nonetheless I’d say
That I enjoyed it all the same.

To sit around with friends and schmooze
And then to break some bread – 
There aren’t many things that I’d
Prefer to do instead.

Though often I’m competitive,
With Mah Jongg I am not.
I’m really not too good at it,
But give it all I’ve got.

So even if I have a day
Where losing is my fate,
I still look forward very much
To my next Mah Jongg date....

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Met some friends we rarely see
For a little midday treat
At a bakery with tables
So their pastries we could eat.

We caught up as we indulged;
Had some laughs within our schmooze.
It was cozy and relaxed,
Like our days spent on a cruise.

These are fairly recent pals
Met vacationing at sea,
But ten days aboard a ship
Forms a camaraderie.

So we see them when we can
And it makes the day complete
For, with pastries there or not,
Seeing them is still a treat....

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The weather gods were smiling
As we five old friends did meet,
Providing us with catch-up hours
To stroll, to schmooze, to eat.

We sat outside for lunch
And had a lovely river view,
Exchanging news and photos
Of the grandkids, one brand-new.

A leisurely meander
Followed all along the shore,
With flowers blooming better
Than they ever have before.

The beauty of the city
And some time with friends combined
To create an afternoon that seemed
Quite magically designed....

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pink paragon
renders no features;
a buoyant olive
shouldered above florid wings.
golden halo, open ring.
nature’s schmooze, profound.
deeply saturated midnight
in the labyrinth of the deep.
peacock blush of fancied feathers.
the heart beats
a magnanimous red,
emphatically so,
with corona seeds
like rays of the sun.

Max’s angel in surround sensation
would overwhelm the flesh.
the scent of peak, kaleidoscopic climax, meridian elocution -
an euphoric Eden....

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