Short Scammer Poems

Let not your money just wither
Into the scheme of the scammer....

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jumping, evading between the hair;  catch, squeeze it to death ,make it pop...

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The scammer blind so it cant see,
has made its bed for eternity,
fated guts upon the heap,
of uncertainty....

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A young lady from Lillehammer
Was wont to consort with a scammer
No one could stop’em
Until the cops caught’em
And now they reside in the slammer...

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Hit his head with a hammer  
Cause , it took to long too long to learn grammar
His head was swole
Twice the side of a bowl
Whobbled, then turn into a scammer...

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scammer cold called me
claimed laptop had a virus -
i blew the whistle

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05/23/23...

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A wanted scam artist from Coeur d’ Alene
now claims to stop blizzards in Bangor, Maine
Just give him your money
and he’ll turn your days sunny
then he’ll kick back on warm beaches in Spain

2/4/22...

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Love scammer needs to cause some pain,
To fool us all and laugh again,
But it can wait another time,
Until the sensual subtle chime,
Ironic is your pain,
The subtle twist of bowel deploys,
The awful twisting fate enjoys,
The risk of playing games....

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Poor lil scammer...

Poor little scammer,
ironic the twist,
you trudge into heaven,
yer not on the list,
a con man is conned ,
at the end of the day,
ironic the twist,
and it wont go away,
un-blest little misfit,
not doing ok,
just pist...

Don...

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Deception in the form of lies

Untruths unknown to no bound

Deciet that becomes concrete

A snare meant to trap its prey

Unknowingly, unsuspected  get caught

The wise and cunning

Will see thru what is presented

In the web some will get caught

Others will not

If it is a scam you find

Scanners like to play with your mind...

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God told me my soul mate in Paradise
Fr. Jesus (Jess) Labor
Filipino is he
Supported him when he’s here

Was crazy on internet
Fell for the military man, Austin
Childhood friends researched Gen. Austin S. Miller
Scammer he is

Asked God for a family
Skeptical because different
Met this great man
Said has a daughter

Thought to be impossible
Nothing is impossible to God...

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Childhood friends helped each other
Known since we are 8, 9 years old
They helped me with Gen. Austin- a scammer
I fell, was hard but I accepted

Now, there are those who’s she’s hurting
God and me
We’re hurt because she’s committing a sin
She is living in a world of lies

She was hurt when I told her
Starting to say hurtful things
It is okay I love her
Was helping her

It hurts but there is love
That’s what friends are for...

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Flashing crystal ball
Sparkling in hands
Tell me wonderful things
About my dreamy future
A wheel of fortune

Tell me numbers
Stars I should stare
Signs and symbols
In night of morning air
Best luck is right there

Endearing words!
Powerful as it seems
But I just wonder
Where do these come from?
Mind or in the deepest bottom?

Send me letters
Get my card number
Think I should know
You’re a fortune teller
A fortune scammer....

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