Short Sasquatch Poems
Short Sasquatch Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Sasquatch by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Sasquatch by length and keyword.
Yeren for a long winter
when the abdominable
snowman just sasquatch
of his feet yeti
chowed down another
bigfoot long hotdog
Categories:
sasquatch, nonsense, winter,
Form:
Free verse
Sasquatch draws crowds with belly laughs.
A show of a giant calf.
The ink caught a prize.
His feet a great size.
Feast on the beast’s autograph.
6/25/2021
Categories:
sasquatch, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Ever search for something interesting on TV
You finally give up and go back to your PC
Same old stuff
Enough is enough
Aliens, Sasquatch and monsters under the sea
Categories:
sasquatch, angst,
Form:
Limerick
Squashing Sasquatch sounds squeamish said Silly Sally...
When Shelley Sheen said she'd seen Sasquatch squashed
Tongue Twister Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joe Sandler
12/27/2020
Categories:
sasquatch, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
I wish that I was a Yeti
Bigfoot, Snow Ape at best
So that I can finally show my face
And put this myth to rest
5-2-2018
I wish that I was a... contest
Sponsored by Viv Wigley
Categories:
sasquatch, myth,
Form:
Rhyme
I believe that the Sasquatch is valid.
He is huge though he eats only salad.
He’s so large, I admit,
that a limerick won’t fit
this big fella — I owe him a ballad.
Categories:
sasquatch, animal, humor, humorous, imagination, poems,
Form:
Limerick
The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.
Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end
In its own time!
Categories:
sasquatch, cute, fun, funny, humanity, humor, humorous, mythology,
Form:
Rhyme
The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.
Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end
In its own time!
Categories:
sasquatch, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
woodland wild conceals the sasquatch
wire-fur man, to hunters, a scarce watch
runaround trails remains the sassy catch
if only, if only... but bigfoot strides quick
wondering if found, we could ask what?
Categories:
sasquatch, animal, fun, funny, humorous, nonsense, silly, word
Form:
Light Verse
Ever search for something interesting on TV
You finally give up and go back to your PC
Same old stuff
Enough is enough
Aliens, Sasquatch and monsters under the sea
© Jack Ellison 2016
Categories:
sasquatch, fun, sad,
Form:
Limerick
Now Suzy the sasquatch is single,
she's ready to party and mingle -
in fuzziest socks
(hand-knitted by crocs),
she danced with a horse and a dingo.
written 9th June for Francine's 'fuzzy socks & crocs' contest
Categories:
sasquatch, romance,
Form:
Limerick
what had he glimpsed? A hairy black gorilla?
He was mesmerized as he stared into the forest.
It had moved as gracefully as a ballerina, but with longer strides.
What is it? His hunting partner asked.
He shook his head. I don’t know, he lied, knowing it was a Yeti.
Categories:
sasquatch, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Thyacine
Tasmanian tiger
Tasmanian wolf
carnivorous marsupial
kept young in pouch
native to Australia, Tasmania, New Guinea
Thyacine is to Australia
What Sasquatch is to North America
Been sighted but not recently penned or captured
Sasquatch might be a myth
Thyacine only went extinct eighty-seven years ago
in 1936
Categories:
sasquatch, animal,
Form:
Free verse
There's a beast roaming around,
This forested mountain ground,
You can hear him at night
It does bring on a fright...
Oh, maybe it's only a grizzly bear!!
A grizzly, don't you share....
Respected fear of this mighty beast?
Concern at the very least.....
But I don't really care,
Just what it is out there...
Let him smash through my door!!
Cause I don't care no more!
Categories:
sasquatch, adventure, angst, animals,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
at the edge of Boreal Forest sits a cabin we built ourselves in 1986
the deck became enormous because my man always gets carried away
Big John does everything in excess, going overboard on every project
We relax here a few times a year in the summer, enjoying the lake
Some say they have seen Sasquatch but we never have
I looked for Nessie for a while, but discovered she is in the Great Lakes
Categories:
sasquatch, fantasy,
Form:
Free verse
"i saw you eating some leaves
from a large oak tree
but it was late at night
and kind of hard to see
I made my way
thru the bustle and dirt
To look in your eyes
i would risk getting hurt
Once I made my way to you
it all became clear
And it didn't hurt a bit
that you had just killed a deer
I think I love you
I don't care that humans watch
They cant understand
uz my lady Sasquatch"????
Categories:
sasquatch, love,
Form:
Rhyme
He works alone
in cavernous stockrooms,
or as a night watchman
guarding unwanted things.
He is never behind the counter.
He is the man
who has the social skills
to fill racks.
Occasionally he is found
as a clerical error,
still at work in a defunct depot
long since depleted
of function.
A yellowing Rolodex
may yet yield a contact number
like a mythical footprint.
Someone may need to call him,
but what shall we call him?
Categories:
sasquatch, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
It is a Sasquatch said a child who has seen several I know.
It was hairy and tall, lumbering along in the deep snow.
Moving faster than most of us who are wearing snowshoes.
Is there ever a pair? Do we ever see them in two’s?
It’s an ape, probably has run off from the zoo, I bet.
Said my far-sighted neighbor, Mrs. Tootles McRett.
We did not know what it was but did not run after it either.
We are smarter than that said my cousin, Lordy McTeter.
Categories:
sasquatch, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
(This is a fictional poem)
I married a very hairy lady when I got drunk on scotch.
I nearly died of a heart attack when I learned that I married a sasquatch.
When we kiss, I get a mouthful of hair.
It's like making love to Chewbacca and it's not fair.
She hasn't bathed in months and she smells like piss.
It's too much to take, I can't stand this.
When I think about what our kids will look like, it makes me worry.
Does anyone know a good lawyer? I want to get a divorce in a hurry.
Categories:
sasquatch, family, children, funny,
Form:
I do not know?