Short Sasquatch Poems

oh, the jackalope
a myth or reality?
i shall ask sasquatch
...

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the land time forgot
home of the sasquatch,indian
fishing is supreme...

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A.K.A.

Hairy
Mary













11-21-17
 
Inspired by the stand alone footle contest...

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Yeren for a long winter
when the abdominable
snowman just sasquatch
of his feet yeti
chowed down another
bigfoot long hotdog
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Sasquatch draws crowds with belly laughs.
A show of a giant calf.
     The ink caught a prize.
     His feet a great size.
Feast on the beast’s autograph.

6/25/2021...

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Ever search for something interesting on TV
You finally give up and go back to your PC
Same old stuff
Enough is enough
Aliens, Sasquatch and monsters under the sea...

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Squashing Sasquatch sounds squeamish said Silly Sally... 
When Shelley Sheen said she'd seen Sasquatch squashed 


Tongue Twister Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: Joe Sandler 
12/27/2020...

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I wish that I was a Yeti 
Bigfoot, Snow Ape at best 
So that I can finally show my face 
And put this myth to rest 

5-2-2018 
I wish that I was a... contest 
Sponsored by Viv Wigley...

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I believe that the Sasquatch is valid.
He is huge though he eats only salad.
He’s so large, I admit,
that a limerick won’t fit
this big fella — I owe him a ballad....

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The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.

Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end 
In its own time!...

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The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.

Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end 
In its own time!
...

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woodland wild conceals the sasquatch
wire-fur man, to hunters, a scarce watch
runaround trails remains the sassy catch
if only, if only... but bigfoot strides quick
wondering if found, we could ask what?...

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Ever search for something interesting on TV
You finally give up and go back to your PC
Same old stuff
Enough is enough
Aliens, Sasquatch and monsters under the sea


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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Now Suzy the sasquatch is single,
she's ready to party and mingle -
in fuzziest socks
(hand-knitted by crocs),
she danced with a horse and a dingo.

written 9th June for Francine's 'fuzzy socks & crocs' contest...

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what had he glimpsed? A hairy black gorilla?
He was mesmerized as he stared into the forest.
It had moved as gracefully as a ballerina, but with longer strides.
What is it? His hunting partner asked.
He shook his head. I don’t know, he lied, knowing it was a Yeti....

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Thyacine
Tasmanian tiger
Tasmanian wolf

carnivorous marsupial
kept young in pouch
native to Australia, Tasmania, New Guinea

Thyacine is to Australia
What Sasquatch is to North America
Been sighted but not recently penned or captured

Sasquatch might be a myth
Thyacine only went extinct eighty-seven years ago
in 1936...

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There's a beast roaming around,
This forested mountain ground,
You can hear him at night
It does bring on a fright...
Oh, maybe it's only a grizzly bear!!
A grizzly, don't you share....
Respected fear of this mighty beast?
Concern at the very least.....
But I don't really care,
Just what it is out there...
Let him smash through my door!!
Cause I don't care no more!...

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at the edge of Boreal Forest sits a cabin we built ourselves in 1986
the deck became enormous because my man always gets carried away
Big John does everything in excess, going overboard on every project
We relax here a few times a year in the summer, enjoying the lake
Some say they have seen Sasquatch but we never have
I looked for Nessie for a while, but discovered she is in the Great Lakes...

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"i saw you eating some leaves 
from a large oak tree 
but it was late at night 
and kind of hard to see

I made my way 
thru the bustle and dirt
To look in your eyes 
i would risk getting hurt

Once I made my way to you 
it all became clear
And it didn't hurt a bit 
that you had just killed a deer

I think I love you 
I don't care that humans watch
They cant understand 
uz my lady Sasquatch"????...

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He works alone
in cavernous stockrooms,
or as a night watchman
guarding unwanted things.
He is never behind the counter.

He is the man
who has the social skills
to fill racks.
Occasionally he is found
as a clerical error,
still at work in a defunct depot
long since depleted
of function.

A yellowing Rolodex
may yet yield a contact number
like a mythical footprint.
Someone may need to call him,
but what shall we call him?...

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It is a Sasquatch said a child who has seen several I know.
It was hairy and tall, lumbering along in the deep snow.
Moving faster than most of us who are wearing snowshoes.
Is there ever a pair? Do we ever see them in two’s?

It’s an ape, probably has run off from the zoo, I bet.
Said my far-sighted neighbor, Mrs. Tootles McRett.
We did not know what it was but did not run after it either.
We are smarter than that said my cousin, Lordy McTeter....

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(This is a fictional poem)

I married a very hairy lady when I got drunk on scotch.
I nearly died of a heart attack when I learned that I married a sasquatch.
When we kiss, I get a mouthful of hair.
It's like making love to Chewbacca and it's not fair.
She hasn't bathed in months and she smells like piss.
It's too much to take, I can't stand this.
When I think about what our kids will look like, it makes me worry.
Does anyone know a good lawyer? I want to get a divorce in a hurry....

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