Spotting a Sasquatch

It is a Sasquatch said a child who has seen several I know. It was hairy and tall, lumbering along in the deep snow. Moving faster than most of us who are wearing snowshoes. Is there ever a pair? Do we ever see them in two’s? It’s an ape, probably has run off from the zoo, I bet. Said my far-sighted neighbor, Mrs. Tootles McRett. We did not know what it was but did not run after it either. We are smarter than that said my cousin, Lordy McTeter.