Short Santa Claus Poems
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You Should See the Paws Christmas Haiku
You should see the paws
Which were worn by Santa Claus
Fulfilled our each cause.
Jim Horn
Santa Claus was in a tissy,
At this time of year, he's always busy.
Frantically polishing his big sleigh,
He forgot it was Christmas Day.
Santa Claus:
wherever he goes, he gets great applause.
He puts the "merry" in "Merry Christmas"
while he joyfully goes about his business.
Santa Claus for Christmas this year
A generous portion of hope; cheer
Sprinkle magical sparkle agape love
Being the portion from heaven above
Ho, ho, ho! It’s me, Santa Claus!!
And you barged into my house because?
Well duh, I’m here for your presents
Well, I’m calling 911 you peasant!!
Santa Claus, should he really exist
Would have every Soupers name on his list
He'd make sure none of us were miffed
And provide for each a special gift
O Santa Claus, O Santa Claus
There’s not much on that butt of yours
I saw you pee
Behind a tree
So now I’ll call you Scanty Drawers
O Santa Claus, applause, applause
This Christmas Day I’ll stay indoors
For once I’m fed
I’m off to bed
My husband loves my scanty drawers
I'm a bad boy, and it is uncanny
How I always get hit on my fanny.
If I could get my paws...
What I mean, Santa Claus -
I wish Julie Andrews for my nanny.
Odds are Kris Kringle won't Show today
Because Father Christmas leads the way
So jolly Saint Nick
Will be today's Pick
If Santa Claus will lend him his sleigh
Happy Santa Claus
The reindeer are excited
Children are joyful
Christmas Eve is finally here!
Singing carolers
Lively church bells are ringing
Birthday for baby Jesus
White Hot Christmas
by Michael R. Burch
I’m back from my jog;
it felt like summer
on Christmas Eve.
What a bummer!
Forget the sleigh, Santa,
hire a Hummer.
Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”
Christmas carols be sung under the moon
Children dream of Santa Claus
Oh a magical time
11.12.2015 - A-L Andresen :)
Kimo : three lines of 10, 7, and 6 syllables
Santa Claus aint no has been,
until ole boxing day,
love your poetry its a dream,
keep em coming Mystic, hey
xox....Don
{MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS{
thank you Mystic Rose
Tough times have fallen on the North Pole
COVID-19's shrunk employer payrolls
So, the good Lord's invoked the grandfather clause
To increase the pension due Santa Claus
Santa Claus is busy in a Mall
But he will need YOUR help after all
To help meet his goal
Send one lump of coal
So Donald Trump can build his own wall
*SOS= "Save Our Sleigh"
This year dear old Santa Claus
says his sleigh will be drawn by a horse,
for when the crafty old denizen
discovered deer can be venison
he planned to use it as his main course.
Guess he's Santa Claus- -
guardian grand elf
priestly jolly toy maker
guess he's Santa Claus?
12/18/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
By horse-cart when Santa Claus rode,
Through our untarred yoyo village road,
Axis like a dough disc,
Broke; Santa was at risk;
Lo! His expedition got slowed...!
30 November 2022
MRS. SANTA CLAUS
Hi there Mrs. Santa Claus,
We sincerely welcome you because,
It’s time to take Santa’s place,
And for the world to embrace,
And cheer you on with loud applause!
Trump Like So Many Saws
Trump reminds me of so many saws,
With crooked teeth that have flaws;
Is a total pest,
Like all the rest;
He even shot and killed Santa Claus.
Jim Horn
In a club for gays, in Christmas days
Found a fallen asleep Santa Claus.
"I'm not a gift!" He yelled aloud,
To a bunch of pleased jolly gays.
But, yelled too late on - anyway!
They stripped me down to find I've a Manticore
my spirit lives forever like I'm Santa Claus
a candle in the wind can always handle more
and though I lose the battle I command the war
Smug Santa unloaded his sack
As Mrs Claus lay on her back
Hear her whoop, hear her cheer
Santa comes once a year
Cos nookie nights they sadly lack!