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Written for Holiday Humour Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 12/16/25

HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS - BAWDY WARNING


Smug Santa unloaded his sack As Mrs Claus lay on her back Hear her whoop, hear her cheer Santa comes once a year Cos nookie nights they sadly lack!
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bard Avatar
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
bard Avatar
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Hi Jan doesn't have several helpers ?voyeurs? blessings Douglas
Crandall Avatar
February 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Oh, so that's what "once a year" means - poor Santa... and poor Mrs. Claus!
Greenhough Avatar
January 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I missed this at Christmas. It's funny all year long. Humor is great.
Roper Avatar
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
so cute love it
Jones Avatar
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Lolololol! Congratulations and this is hilarious!
Brotherton Avatar
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Congratulations, my friend. May 2026 bring you peace and happiness.
Dietrich Avatar
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Back with congrats on your well deserved placement. Happy New Year, Jan
Kendrick Avatar
December 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Congratulations on your work being on the winners' list in Tania's limerick contest. Way to go. Sara K
Goldsmith Avatar
December 30, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Back with Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your creative/fun write again. Thank You for always making me laugh. Hope you had a great Christmas. I wish you would write more. Have a Very Blessed New Year 2026 writing away..............
Miller Avatar
December 30, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Funny and bawdy, congratulations
Kitchin Avatar
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious and bawdy limerick.
Daniel Avatar
December 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hahaha, Jan, you know how to make me smile:) congratulations:) happy new year wishes to you and yours:)
Canerdy Avatar
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Jan, I'm back with CONGRATS! Janice
Crandall Avatar
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Poor Mrs. Claus - only once a year - lol! Maybe, he's only "up" for it on Christmas?
Jones Avatar
December 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You are the limerick Queen with this one! Enjoyed!
Dietrich Avatar
December 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Excellent one, Jan. Bravo. Merry Christmas to you.
May Avatar
December 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Haaha, Lots of Christmas cheer
Rodrigues Avatar
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
LOL! He’s a busy man.
Goldsmith Avatar
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
As always a creative/fun write with a great picture. You always make me laugh. "Thanks" Have missed your great humor. "Good Luck" I did "Tonight Sick Santa Had To Take Off." Hope you are OK. Have A Very Blessed Christmas and New Year 2026................
Buhagiar Avatar
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Disgraceful of me, as I've been missing your poems. Hilarious limerick.
Allison Avatar
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Thanks Victor, I have lost heart in soup but tania's contest tempted me back into writing:-) Hope you are keeping well:-) hugs jan x we visited madeira recently it was lovely and warm. Hope things are good in Malta - we have severe gales recently and have another today... i miss seeing the sun! xxx
Alhemaidy Avatar
December 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I am so glad to see your newest poems :-)
Allison Avatar
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Thanks Abdullah I hope my muse returns and i will visit the site more regularly in future:-) hugs Jan xx
Canerdy Avatar
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Fantastic, so funny, Jan! Janice
Allison Avatar
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Thanks Janice, I have rarely even looked at soup in the last few ,months and am hoping my muse will return:-) hugs jan xx
Cunningham Avatar
December 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
And after that both have a year to recover,ho ho ho. Good luck in the contest Jan. Tom
Allison Avatar
December 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
LOL Tom. i have written another poem equally as bawdy. i must post it anyway as my muse has been absent so long... but you know my reasons for not being here. hugs jan xx
Lane Avatar
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Now you see why Santa left your toys beneath my tree instead of yours. He needs a bit more incentive. You’ve really gone Totally Limerick Bawdy!!
Allison Avatar
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hmmm Santa has read my poems and knows I am a naughty girl so there are no presents for me again this year. Bah humbug! hugs Jan xx
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