Duke Beaufort Poet Limerick

What Happens When There Is No News Drama

While the media loves Donald Trump
His mind is an acrid waste dump
He speaks from his ass
His mouth passes marsh gas
Thus he's known to us as Donald Rump


This idiot/moron was the leading story on the news shows for this Sunday.  This is a total waste of time and is mostly about TV ratings.  Go Bernie Sanders (the Trump antithesis)!!

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Lindsay Laurie September 29, 2015 at 8:58 PM I can't believe that this bloke is even considered as the one to lead USA. Surely the voters won't allow this - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich September 10, 2015 at 12:08 AM I detest this man, maybe more than Sara Palin. OH MY, how low we are brought down!! Love this one. My favorite of yours tonight. /wish I could see more but I have too many other poets to visit! Hopefully again soon! Duke Beaufort September 10, 2015 at 6:41 AM You are a finely polished gem on this site, Andrea. I love how I see you commenting on the works of so many of our wonderful poets here. And yes, this man is quite the bully. He would certainly create chaos in this world if given the opportunity. He claims he will bring wealth to this land. I wonder for whom and at what cost to others. Unreal!!

Debbie Duncan August 5, 2015 at 5:16 PM Well this made me laugh ,,,, hey thank you for reading my To Be Like You for the third time. It's made - up. My mama loved me fars as I know :) Maybe you should read my Trouble With Trolls,,, you have a great day Duke :) Duke Beaufort August 12, 2015 at 7:57 PM You are most kind to visit. The republican show is more freaky than I imagined it could be. Trump is one very strange person. But they are all strange with one exception.

Kp Nunez July 31, 2015 at 10:41 AM It's Love, Above all else dated 05/02/15, Duke. Thanks! Duke Beaufort July 31, 2015 at 11:46 AM Thanks-Kim. I will go look at it right now. I have a day off today and am between errands.

Anne-Lise Andresen July 31, 2015 at 7:11 AM - Donald Trump ...... a joke ... a clown :)))) - Well done limerick, Duke ! - Happy weekend - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Duke Beaufort July 31, 2015 at 7:13 AM You are only the sweetest thing here! I don't think his campaign will be successful, but he must love the publicity. He is the evil clown personified (without a clown suit).

Nette Onclaud July 31, 2015 at 5:51 AM he's getting the ratings!.. cool write, duke.. huggs Duke Beaufort July 31, 2015 at 6:59 AM He is for now. Who knows what the future holds. Even the pundits are confused. Personally, I don't have much space for aggressive bigots. He must be trying to make up for something that's missing in his heart. It might be interesting to be his psychiatrist when he finally realizes he needs one (that will never happen).

Laura Breidenthal July 30, 2015 at 1:41 AM Nice one, Duke!! ;D Always, Laura Duke Beaufort July 31, 2015 at 6:57 AM Laura, it is always good to have your comments (long or short). You are one amazing poet!

Casarah Nance July 28, 2015 at 6:43 PM Hahaha very clever! Duke Beaufort July 31, 2015 at 6:41 AM It's all just so crazy. I can't get over it. Thanks for being here and making me smile.

Viv Wigley July 27, 2015 at 11:01 PM His attack on McCain was reprehensible, so you've got him in one, Duke. Great little write. Regards, Viv Duke Beaufort July 28, 2015 at 6:47 PM This guy doesn't care about anyone but himself. I hope at some point he realizes that we are all laughing at his foolishness.

Lindsay Laurie July 26, 2015 at 7:41 PM G'day Duke... what a limerick to brighten up a miserable day down here. Its marvellous what leeches out of the mouth wherever it is, from someone who has too much money - thanks for the giggle Duke - Lindsay Duke Beaufort July 28, 2015 at 6:32 PM Lindsay, very nice of you to visit. Yes, a lot of money does do strange things to people. They seem to get a strange sense of entitlement for everything. This is a strange world. You be well.

Kp Nunez July 26, 2015 at 6:30 PM LOL! i have a similar line in one of my old poems that goes: "...people can no longer see which is his mouth or rectum!" Good one, Duke! Kim :-) Duke Beaufort July 31, 2015 at 6:40 AM Kim, if you can let me know the date of the poem, I can take another look at it. And yes, I am confused about where this guy's ass is. What we can gather from his standing in the polls is that there is a small percentage of people who like him, and their percentage is concentrated in the Republican party's right wing element.

Jan Allison July 26, 2015 at 6:03 PM ha ha ha:-) made me laugh out loud Duke - guess you have to be a strong character to live with a name like Trump:-) hugs Jan xx Jan Allison July 28, 2015 at 6:22 PM ha ha ha love that comment Duke:-) hugs jan xx Duke Beaufort July 28, 2015 at 6:21 PM Jan--he likes to surround himself with attractive women. We call them the trum-pets. Duke Beaufort July 28, 2015 at 6:20 PM Kim, I think I saw that. You are my inspiration. I have to take another look at it.