Short Rustler Poems
Short Rustler Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Rustler by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Rustler by length and keyword.
Hankering
Hermit Hal
hoped that Harlot Sal
had halted
exalted
exertions as a rustler.
His two-way hustler?
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Categories:
rustler, hope,
Form:
Shadorma
Rustler of Graves
Translation,
the executioner of emotion,
—and rustler of graves
(Chicago Illinois: Water Tower with Studs Terkel—July, 1977)...
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Categories:
rustler, language,
Form:
Free verse
Persnickety Pete
Cattle rustler’s name - Persnickety Pete
Never rustled, just lured cattle with treats
For a rustler, a freak
Pete was a real sneak
If treats didn’t work, he’d pull a cow’s teats...
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Categories:
rustler, animal, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Kid and the Census Taker
It appears that Billy, the Kid had some fun with a census taker
during that period when the Kid was a cattle rustler.
On the application where it states what one does for a living
the Kid jotted down "cattle managing."...
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Categories:
rustler, cowboy-western, history,
Form:
Rhyme
Rustler
We hung a rustler in San Francisco
Orneriest cuss you ever could know
He cursed us with a rave
He would haunt us from the grave
So we buried him in New Mexico
11-23-20
Contest : Make Me Laugh With Some Humor
Sponsor : Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
rustler, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The End of Moron Mick
That old cattle rustler, called Moron Mick
boasted about his thefts near Sheriff Nick
A noon shootout was planned
Nick had the faster hand
Moron Mick was a boneheaded dipstick
May 6, 2022
High Noon Poetry Contest
Hosted by Joseph May...
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Categories:
rustler, conflict,
Form:
Limerick
Dreamer
“dreamer”
i’m a restless dream rustler
tryin’ to catch what i can’t keep
i’m a fine wine guzzler
who can’t seem to get no sleep
bases loaded and i’m pitchin’
i’m like the bases basically
when i awoke was in the kitchen
drinkin’ coffee in my sleep
i had a lifetime to be lonely
but i chose to keep your company
throw out a lifeline honey
i’m losing the grip on my sanity...
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Categories:
rustler, color,
Form:
Rhyme
Horse Sense
Are gay jockeys fruit of the loom
when riding a race on the course,
and would they need the helping hand
of a leg-up
to get on their high horse?
Would a long-faced horse,
a sourpuss,
not wanting to be a player,
bolt the barn door
or be a neigh-sayer?
If a broke cowboy saddled with a nag,
a dark horse of a different colour
that's queer,
were bent, a crooked rustler,
would he sell you a bum steer?
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Categories:
rustler, animal, fun, horse, humorous, nonsense, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Dreamer
I'm a restless dream rustler
Tryin to catch what I can't keep
I'm a fine wine guzzler
Who can't seem to get no sleep
Bases loaded and I'm pitchin
I'm like the bases basically
When I awoke was in the kitchen
Drinkin coffee in my sleep
I had a lifetime to be lonely
But I chose to keep your company
Throw out a lifeline honey
I'm losing the grip on my sanity
*lyrics written for the Denim Dirt Farmers
unpublished cassette: "A Lifetime" ©1996...
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Categories:
rustler, muse,
Form:
Lyric