Short Royal Family Poems

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Premium Member Royal Tea

The Royal Family drinks lots of tea
They drink it with sugar, raising their pinkies
   At ten, two and four
   You'll find them indoors
That Royal Tea makes them pee constantly
Form: Limerick


We Should Keep a Royal Family

What should we keep a royal family for?
For the society having Kingships to follow 
Following a principal of everyone equal 
Equal to be noble as aristocracy as kings
While not to be as arbitrary as an ignorant
Form: Verse

Premium Member Andrew Mountbatten Windsor

Disgraced Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's claim to fame 
Was to bring  on the royal family misery and shame
Some poor victim's accused him but he said no way
But twelve million pounds sterling for their silence he did pay .
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member The Princess and the Pee -- Reworked Re-Post

The Royal Family drinks lots of tea
               Two cubes of sugar, and faces of glee
                  Tea time is ten, two, and four
                  What an incredible bore!
               The highlight? ~ getting up after to pee
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Fallen On Hard Times

Meghan Markle's 
  lost her sparkle
While Prince Harry
  seems more wary

Old Prince Charles'
  star has faded
And Princess Anne
  looks quite jaded

The Royal Family
  no more a fascination
Corona virus ~
  our new pre-occupation
Form: Rhyme


Charles and Di

Charles, Prince of Wales
Subject of many tall tales
Married a Lady of nobility
But their union had instability

Lady Diana Spencer
Was a kindness dispenser
Questions arose about how she died
Was there something the royal family tried to hide?
Form: Clerihew

The Egg

My three minute egg in boiling water,
Seventeen for hard-boiled, according to Julia,
Or fried in bacon grease for the trip to eternity
Two jaundiced eyes on my father's chipped plate,
Or butter for scrambled then cover 'em with catsup;
No resemblance here to the Faberge eggs
Covered with diamonds, rubies and pearls
For the pleasure of the Russian royal family.

Great Britain

Government
Royal family, regal, royalties,
England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales are part of GB, Europe
Army, Air force, and Naval support
Treasures, tutoring, training

Buildings and gardens of significance
Rivers, rail and roads
Islands surrounded by sea
Territorial forces, tax tea and traffic
Archaeology, history unveiled and preserved
Industry
National pride, National Insurance, National Health Service
Form: Acrostic

Exit Love

Four walls with windows on one side
in solitude a place to hide
the light of day has rarely seen
this small domain that has no queen.

The home has turned into a house
the ruling hand for years a mouse
a tune played on the pipes of pan
has changed the mouse into a man.

The light shines through the open door
the royal family are no more
the queen no longer wears a ring
to make the man into a king.
Form: Rhyme

Belief Not Proof

Some people will believe what they want
That the Americans never landed on the moon

And the Royal Family murdered Princess Diana
There is no such thing as global warming

The earth is flat and doesn't spin around the sun
Or the earth is hollow and there are monsters inside

So even if the evidence is presented to them down pat
They won't believe it and continue to argue their point.

© Paul Warren Poetry

Premium Member Suddenly Swans

Upon the slow-flowing river, Suddenly swans Scud quickly away. From round the bend I gracefully glide, I am the queen of them all. And quickly my king arrives. The dance of love begins. We bob our heads, wings quivering, Necks entwined. Unruffled snow-white plumage. In time my eggs are hatched, Cygnets are so cute. How quickly they grow. Now we are a royal family Suddenly swans.

Coronation Day

A Cinderella chariot,
Eight horses in the lead;
Two heavy looking crowns that seemed
Uncomfortable, indeed.

A scepter and an ermine robe,
An orchestra and choir,
With all that pomp and heraldry
Intended to inspire.

The royal family on board, 
Except the ones estranged;
The military marchers 
And the guests, just-so arranged.

Amazing to bear witness to 
The history, the bling.
I joined the world to watch
The coronation of a king.
Form: Rhyme

My Country

This land I live on,
This nation so big,
It's been here thousands of years,
Customs and traditions loved by everyone,
We have our royal family and our queen Elizabeth,
We sing our national anthem,
Our flag the union jack we fly,
With pride we sing Rule Britannia,
I love my country it fills me with pride,
We have had our trial and tribulations,
The last few years have been hard,
We will not be cowed by anyone ..... ever,
This is our country our nation,
This is GREAT BRITAIN.

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