Royal Tea

The Royal Family drinks lots of tea
They drink it with sugar, raising their pinkies
   At ten, two and four
   You'll find them indoors
That Royal Tea makes them pee constantly
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Roper Avatar
November 4, 2021 at 6:24 PM
love it, we both have the same issue. :)
Wolf Avatar
November 4, 2021 at 8:07 PM
Well, lol, such an issue is not to be overlooked...At any rate, the sequel to this will be 'The Princess and the Pea,' which I'm posting now. lol. Thanks, Eve
Rodrigues Avatar
April 24, 2019 at 6:29 PM
Perhaps they change their drawers sometime after ten, two and four...lol
Wolf Avatar
April 24, 2019 at 9:18 PM
I don't know, Kim. The Family had its 'allotment' reduced from 58 million to 38 million pounds sterling ten years ago during the recession, and I doubt they've recovered. They're probably peeing more and enjoying it less. LOL. :) gw
Marcum Wong Avatar
April 23, 2019 at 11:51 AM
That Royal tea sipped so elegantly! : )
Wolf Avatar
April 23, 2019 at 1:39 PM
Thanks for the elegance of your feedback, Connie! :) gw
Proxenos Avatar
April 23, 2019 at 9:08 AM
It tickles their fancy, but also their bladders! Good one Gershon, Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
Krutsinger Avatar
April 23, 2019 at 3:41 AM
This is so delicate and dainty. Ha! I am sure the Royals will be printing this to show the relatives!
Wolf Avatar
April 23, 2019 at 3:51 AM
Now, who will get the 'royal-ties?' :) gw
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