Short Rong Poems

i write
because i can

but not because i particularly want to...

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Tony Romo is a homo
Balls he fumbles
His stomach is rumbling
For semen
He strokes rong
He is
Grundling...

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Heres a rilly lame limrick for ya-
Write hear I'll change the beet!
also I ain't bin usin end rime
An this old line is whey to long for a forth line.
Kin ya gess how many words was spellt rong?
hummm, is that fiv or sex lines I needs?

For P.D.'s "My Worst Poem Ever" Contest...

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What if all I wrote was rot
would anybody care one jot.
What if all I spelt was rong
would this detract from poet's song.
What if grammer too was flawed
would my writings come outlawed.
What if every theme I spoke
gave rise to thoughts that made you choke.
Would this detract from all I do
when writing such pathetic stew.
Or would you find it all just fine
if cloaked in rhythm and in rhyme.

Ivor G Davies...

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Wrong in taking risks, acts too fragile like the fish
Highest level of this strong will ends in a wish
Improper experience, lacking growth, and childish
Mama is always needed for things to flourish
Papa must stay or else progress will diminish
Indented ability will always demolish
Strength so minute, for a weakling to be sluggish
Harboured fears, always making confidence feverish...

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You think you everything i do is wrong yet its not you..I make you sad i make you 
cry im such a bad personyou make me love you yet why do i get so mad at you 
whats wrong with me all i do is make you cry..nothing you do is rong 
i love you yet why do i act is if i hated youits never your falut is always mine why 
cant we just get along  im such a evil person why do i always hurt you i make you 
cry whats rong with me im so sorry yet why do i do it then......

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