Short Romney Poems

a debate between 
Tim Pawlenty and Mitt Romney--
Gomer Pyle and Sarge?...

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Mitt Romney
campaign irony
Future president for hire
Then half of America fired...

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It may have been the brandy
But they blamed it on Candy
Then they said it was Sandy
that defeated Mitt Romney...

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Mitt Romney proudly promoted
The GOP is devoted
To keep women down
And all white, not brown
When the UFO exploded...

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A Georgia boy named Newt Gingrich
Has a presidential thing itch
But he suffers from insomnia
Because of Mitt Romney...

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Love
Can't wait heart ache

Spring
Better weather

Fall
A chill for all

Marie Antionette
Sliced cake and neck

Presidential wannabe
Mitchel Romney...

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   "Presidential Prowess"



Romney and Obama, two Presidential candidates
to win the White House, must be too savvy in debates.



*For Debbie Guzzi's Two Timer's Contest ...

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Willard Mitt Romney
born into wealth and money
Can't conceive of life as the Beaver
and pushes  temps as high as trench fever


"Clerihew" form for Andrea's "Seeking a Fresh Crop of Clerihews"...

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The pessimist Club
You think it will rain today?
No, barely "47%" chance




 Quotation from Mitt Romney in 2012 Presidential race.  Picked number 1 quote of 1012 by Yale...

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Election day will be here soon, ready for insanity?
Who will be the next President of the USA this year?
All candidates are tough, do you like Romney?
Will Obama win, or leave office in disarray and fear?...

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Between two parties Ron Paul openly stands,
a Libertarian running for the GOP nomination.
Wealthy Mitt Romney stealthily switches brands;
a liberal disguised as a Republican I’ll shun.



*For Gwen's Chastushka contest...

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Obama and Romney

Barrack Obama
Tracked down terror mastermind Osama
And then trounced Mitt Romney
A mere Presidential nominee.

Poor Romney had lots of money
At times funny with promises like honey
But popular trend he couldn’t buck
It did really suck.

29/ Nov/12
S.Jagathsimhan Nair
For: PD’s Clerihew contest....

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When history someday recalls
Behavior that simply appalls
They just have to reach
Those we chose to impeach
To see some who defy protocols.

Yet the record of Senate near-brawls
Will have info that sometimes enthralls
Such as votes that got split
Like the one in which Mitt*
Proved a pol in his party had balls!

*Mitt Romney, the only Republican
who voted to remove Trump from office...

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Who Won (rigged) Maine?
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd

Saturday Maine voters took a poll
Romney won, but Paul camp claims he stole
One Paul leaning caucus, cancelled for snow
Helping Romney move on with MoJo.

When final votes tallied, Paul may win
But by then there’s no victory to spin
The liberty cause is disappointed 
Romney hopes he appears anointed.

But the real story is Santorum
Who did not compete in this forum
Who without even spending a cent
Of the raw vote got eighteen percent....

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I voted for Barack Obama four years ago.
If you're wondering if I'm going to vote for him again, the answer is no.
Two weeks from now I'm going to vote for Mitt Romney.
After watching the debates, he's the candidate for me.

If Romney wins, he'll be a far better Republican than George Bush was.
I hope that Romney wins two weeks from now, I'll be happy if he does.
I believe that he can balance the budget of the great USA.
I'll be tickled pink if he wins in two weeks on Election Day....

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